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Episode 309: The One With The Football
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Written by | Ira Ungerleider
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 2 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner. |
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| 3 | The Guys | (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww! |
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| 4 | Phoebe | Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help. |
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| 5 | The Guys | We will. (they don’t move) |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 907: The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, line(s) 149-152, Chandler implies he doesn't like watching football and in Episode 809: The One With The Rumor, line(s) 48-51, he's watching football just to avoid helping; but in the lines above, he seems to enjoy it. |
| Episode 907, Lines 149-152 |
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| 149 | Joey | Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game. |
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| 150 | Chandler | Football? Just football? |
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| 151 | Joey | Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing. |
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| 152 | Chandler | It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size....) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door....) What are you doing? |
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| Episode 809, Lines 48-51 |
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| 48 | Phoebe | Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So how’s the game? |
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| 49 | Chandler | I have no idea. |
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| 50 | Phoebe | What? |
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| 51 | Chandler | Yeah! I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff. |
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| 80 | Monica | Phoebe, I thought you said you know what you’re doing? |
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| 81 | Phoebe | I thought you meant in life. |
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| Observation: Phoebe has no life plan in Episode 104: The One With George Stephanopoulos, line(s) 170-171, but does in the lines above. (then again, 2 years is enough time to come up with a plan) |
| Episode 104, Lines 170-171 |
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| 170 | Monica | Do you have a plan? |
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| 171 | Phoebe | I don't even have a 'pl'. |
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| 172 | Monica | All right, come on guys, let’s go! Tie score, and we’re runnin’ out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike! (the timer sounds as Monica throws the ball to Phoebe.) |
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| Observation: Douglas Adams fans, take note. The number 42 is mentioned in Episode 121: The One With The Fake Monica, line(s) 223, Episode 218: The One Where Dr. Remoray Dies, line(s) 86, thrice in Episode 309 (the lines above, Episode 309: The One With The Football, line(s) 240, Episode 309: The One With The Football, line(s) 282), again in Episode 902: The One Where Emma Cries, line(s) 42 and Episode 918: The One With the Lottery, line(s) 28. In Episode 924: The One In Barbados, Part 2, line(s) 313-314 and Episode 924: The One In Barbados, Part 2, line(s) 340-342, 42 is game point. |
| Episode 121, Lines 223-223 |
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| 223 | PA | This is the final boarding call for flight 67 to San Diego, boarding at gate 42A. |
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| Episode 218, Lines 86-86 |
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| 86 | JOEY | Page 42, page 42, page 42. |
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| Episode 309, Lines 240-240 |
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| 240 | Monica | Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done! |
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| Episode 309, Lines 282-282 |
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| 282 | Ross | Hey! It’s 42-21! |
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| Episode 902, Lines 42-42 |
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| 42 | Ms. McKenna | Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I’ll go straight to my forty two point plan. |
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| Episode 918, Lines 28-28 |
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| 28 | Ross | No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times. |
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| Episode 924, Lines 313-314 |
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| 313 | (ACTION) | Chandler and Phoebe look bored to death. Monica scores and laughs |
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| 314 | Mike | Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41. |
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| Episode 924, Lines 340-342 |
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| 340 | (ACTION) | Chandler prepares to play |
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| 341 | Chandler | All right Mike, let's get this over with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this point, wins. |
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| 342 | Mike | Ok! |
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| 267 | Margha | Which do I like? |
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| 268 | Ross | Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill... |
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| 269 | Margha | Well, if I had to chose right now, which by the way I find really weird, I would have to say, Chandler. |
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| 270 | Chandler | Yes!! |
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| 271 | Joey | Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didn’t understand the question. |
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| 272 | Chandler | Well, you don’t you have Captain Hook explain it to her. |
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| 273 | Margha | I’m sorry, Joey, that is my chose. |
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| Observation: In the lines above, Margha doesn't want Joey, but in Episode 320: The One With The Dollhouse, line(s) 3-4 Joey says Kate's the first to not reciprocate. (maybe Joey didn't want Margha all that much?) |
| Episode 320, Lines 3-4 |
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| 3 | Chandler | Wait a minute, wait. You’re telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn’t want you back?! |
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| 4 | Joey | Yeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what it’s like to be you? |
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