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Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

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1Written byAlexa Junge
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
154PhoebeHow can you not know which one?
155RachelI mean that’s unbelievable.
156MonicaI mean, was it Gina?
157RossWhich one is Gina?
158RachelDark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.
159MonicaNo, no, no, that’s Dina.
Nitpick: In Episode 111: The One With Mrs. Bing, line(s) 153-155, Joey says his mom gave birth to 7 children, which would mean him and 6 siblings. In Episode 206: The One With The Baby On the Bus, line(s) 40-43, Joey says he has 7 sisters, and Episode 303: The One With All The Jam, line(s) 165-168 confirms this. We know the names of 6 of Joey's sisters: Gina, Dina (both the lines above), Mary Angela, Mary Theresa (both Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 264-266), Cookie (Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 289-291), and Tina (Episode 113: The One With The Boobies, line(s) 250). The scene in Episode 903: The One With The Pediatrician, line(s) 182-184 may be a reference to this inconsistency.
Episode 111, Lines 153-155
153JoeyYou don't think my mom's sexy?
154RossWell... not in the same way...
155JoeyI'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Episode 206, Lines 40-43
40RossWhat about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital.
41JoeyWe'll watch him.
42RossI don't think tho.
43JoeyWhat? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?
Episode 303, Lines 165-168
165MonicaOkay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. (they all turn and look at Joey) Oh my God, under personal comments: 'New York Knicks, rule!'
166JoeyYeah, the Knicks rule!
167MonicaJoey, this is you!
168JoeyLet me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right.
Episode 311, Lines 264-266
264Joey’s SisterSo! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
265ChandlerAhhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela.
266Joey’s SisterNo, I’m Mary-Theresa.
Episode 311, Lines 289-291
289ChandlerYou’ve got it. (he starts to look at his sister’s, but he still doesn’t know which one is Mary-Angela.)
290JoeyCookie, now you can punch him!
291ChandlerWhat?! (Cookie punches him)
Episode 113, Lines 250-250
250JoeyYeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Episode 903, Lines 182-184
182PhoebeMike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
183Mike(Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
184JoeyWhat are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!!
 
162ChandlerVeronica. Look, it’s got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
163MonicaThat was me.
164ChandlerLook, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry.
165MonicaThat’s okay.
166RachelThat’s all right.
167RossThat’s okay.
Observation: Everyone has kissed Rachel. Ross probably has many times, but most signifigantly in Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, line(s) 260. Chandler does in Episode 502: The One With All The Kissing, line(s) 81-83 (also the lines above), and Joey in Episode 511: The One With All The Resolutions, line(s) 33-34. Monica does in Episode 419: The One With All The Haste, line(s) 263-266, and Phoebe ("the last to know") in Episode 720: The One With Rachel's Big Kiss, line(s) 264-269.
Episode 214, Lines 260-260
260[SCENE]Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross
Episode 502, Lines 81-83
81(ACTION)He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.
82ChandlerAnd uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.
83(ACTION)He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.
Episode 511, Lines 33-34
33All(watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
34(ACTION)And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel.
Episode 419, Lines 263-266
263MonicaAs a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
264[SCENE]Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.
265ChandlerTotally worth it!
266JoeyThat was one good minute!
Episode 720, Lines 264-269
264RachelWow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna…
265(ACTION)Suddenly, Phoebe leans in and kisses her on the lips!
266RachelWhat the hell was that?!
267PhoebeI just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
268RachelAnd?
269PhoebeI’ve had better.
 
176RossMary-Angela.
177JoeyYeah.
178MonicaY'know which one was she again?
179JoeyWhy don’t you ask Chandler, ‘cause he’s the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin’ over Janice by groping my sister.
Nitpick: In Episode 614: The One Where Chandler Can't Cry, line(s) 15-16, Chandler says he made out with Joey's sister "like 5 years ago". Actually, this happened in the lines above, which would be closer to 3 years ago (if we assume each season is one year).
Episode 614, Lines 15-16
15JoeyI can’t believe Ross went out with Rachel’s sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
16ChandlerThat was like 5 years ago.
 
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The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
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