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| 1 | Teleplay by | Jill Condon & Amy Toomin
Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 63 | Rachel | Sorry. I’m so exited! I’ve been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! I’m making him a very fancy meal. |
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| 64 | Monica | Um-hmm. |
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| 65 | Rachel | What am I making him by the way? |
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| 66 | Monica | Well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup. |
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| 67 | Rachel | I thought I was making him filet mignon? |
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| 68 | Monica | Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. |
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| 69 | Rachel | Wow, I really get crabby when I cook. |
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| Observation: (from Doug Greenhough) Rachel's learning to cook, albeit slowly. In the lines above she gets Monica to cook for her; in Episode 521: The One With The Ball, line(s) 301-303, she's defrosting a chicken (presumably to cook it), and in Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, line(s) 64-73, she attempts (but fails) to make an English trifle. Episode 102: The One With The Sonogram At the End, line(s) 66-72 implies Rachel helped make a lasagne. In Episode 905: The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, line(s) 130-131, Ross notes Rachel hasn't cooked since 1996. |
| Episode 521, Lines 301-303 |
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| 301 | [SCENE] | Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table. |
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| 302 | Monica | Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls! |
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| 303 | Rachel | It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson. |
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| Episode 609, Lines 64-73 |
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| 64 | Rachel | Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English trifle! |
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| 65 | Phoebe | Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel’s dessert is...[about to say “bad”] so good that I eat all of it. There’s none left for anybody else! |
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| 66 | [SCENE] | Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laugh |
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| 67 | Monica | Nothing. |
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| 68 | Rachel | (worried) Nothing? |
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| 69 | Monica | No, sweetie, I-I trust you. |
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| 70 | Rachel | So, if-if I mess this up, there’s nothing else for dessert? |
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| 71 | Monica | You’re not gonna mess it up. |
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| 72 | Rachel | Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done? |
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| 73 | Monica | Well, it’s done about two minutes before it looks like that. |
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| Episode 102, Lines 66-72 |
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| 66 | Rachel | I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... |
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| 67 | Chandler | ...Dinah? |
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| 68 | Rachel | (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad... |
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| 69 | Monica | You didn't. |
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| 70 | Rachel | Oh, I am sorry... |
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| 71 | Monica | I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.) |
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| 72 | Rachel | Oh, but look how straight those noodles are! |
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| Episode 905, Lines 130-131 |
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| 130 | Rachel | Ah, did I leave the stove on? |
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| 131 | Ross | You never cooked since 1996. |
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