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| 1 | Story by | Alicia Sky Varinaitis
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 31 | Chandler | Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that. |
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| Question: In the lines above, was Chandler's joke supposed to be funny because Central Perk does serve donuts? |
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| 98 | Rachel | Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here? |
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| 99 | Ross | Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go. |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Rachel seems surprised Ross' apartment building doesn't have an elevator. So, she didn't notice this when she helped Ross check out this apartment in Episode 514: The One Where Everyone Finds Out, line(s) 15-17? |
| Episode 514, Lines 15-17 |
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| 15 | [SCENE] | Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen. |
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| 16 | Ross | Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is! |
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| 17 | Rachel | Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man. |
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| 207 | Ross | Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica! |
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| 208 | Chandler | Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so… |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Ross claims Monica is stronger than Chandler, and Chandler seems to agree. But, in Episode 806: The One With The Halloween Party, line(s) 323-325, Chandler seems surprised that he can't beat Monica at arm-wrestling. |
| Episode 806, Lines 323-325 |
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| 323 | Monica | Let’s go big bunny! |
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| 324 | (ACTION) | They assume the starting position. |
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| 325 | Chandler | Okay. 1…2…3—Go! (Once again he’s at a stalemate, but this time he’s in pain.) (Pause) I’m gonna kill myself! |
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| 284 | Gary | Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out. |
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| 285 | Phoebe | Ohh, impressive. |
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| 286 | Gary | Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff. |
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| Nitpick: (from Chloe Rogers) In Episode 521: The One With The Ball, line(s) 271, Phoebe tells Gary she's never been in an interrogation room. I doubt Gary believes her; in the lines above, Gary already knows about Phoebe's criminal record. |
| Episode 521, Lines 271-271 |
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| 271 | Phoebe | Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never! |
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