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1 | Teleplay by | Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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14 | Rachel | Im sorry, Rosita? As in
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15 | Joey | As in Rosita does not move. |
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16 | Rachel | Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal? |
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17 | Joey | The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming off of Stevie. |
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18 | Rachel | Stevie the TV? |
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Observation: Re Episode E713/L14-18: , line(s) 713, we never learn Rosita's full name, but I'm guessing it's "Rosita, the Sita". |
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48 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house. |
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49 | Ross | I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room. |
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50 | Monica | Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down. |
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Nitpick: In Episode E906/L320-328: , line(s) 906, Ross implies his father was ashamed of him. Episode E102/L49-50: , line(s) 102 and Episode E713/L48-50: , line(s) 713 are just two examples that Ross' parents were very proud of him. |
Episode 906, Lines 320-328 |
320 | Ross | Why... I... I don't know. (Sandy tilts his head again) Uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father? |
321 | Sandy | hmmm... (and shakes his head) |
322 | Ross | I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now. |
323 | Rachel | (from the bedroom) Huh ha ha! |
324 | Ross | I play squash...! Anyway, uhm... I uhm... I always get the feeling he thought I was too sensitive. |
325 | Sandy | That must have been hard. |
326 | Ross | It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy? |
327 | Sandy | But you are a real boy! |
328 | Ross | I know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top? |
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Episode 102, Lines 49-50 |
49 | Joey | Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. |
50 | Monica | That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. |
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52 | Monica | Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym! |
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Nitpick: In Episode E713/L52: , line(s) 713, Monica says her dad turned her room into a gym "20 minutes" after she moved out. Of course, Monica is intentionally exaggerating, but he actually did this in Episode E214/L80-81: , line(s) 214, over a year after Rachel had moved in with Monica and probably several years after Monica moved out of her parents' house. |
Episode 214, Lines 80-81 |
80 | MRS. GELLER | Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym. |
81 | MONICA | Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room? |
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55 | Ross | I was their first born! They thought she was barren! Its not my fault. |
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Nitpick: In Episode E713/L55: , line(s) 713, we learn that Ross' parents thought Judy was barren, and Episode E713/L172: , line(s) 713 implies Jack was trying to get Judy pregnant. But, in Episode E702/L116-117: , line(s) 702, it seems Judy's pregnancy was accidental, and that they were trying to use birth control (which wouldn't make sense if they really thought Judy was barren). |
Episode 713, Lines 172-172 |
172 | Mr. Geller | Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
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Episode 702, Lines 116-117 |
116 | Mr. Geller | (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know how that happened. |
117 | Mrs. Geller | (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy! |
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61 | Phoebe | Well okay, its already February and Ive only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world! |
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62 | Monica | That was me and Ross. |
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Nitpick: In Episode E713/L61-62: , line(s) 713, we learn Phoebe has massaged Monica and Ross. In Episode E814/L22-25: , line(s) 814, Phoebe says Monica never lets Phoebe massage her. |
Episode 814, Lines 22-25 |
22 | (ACTION) | Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman. |
23 | Phoebe | Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!! |
24 | Monica | Phoebe, I can explain! |
25 | Phoebe | You told me you hate massages! |
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233 | Monica | So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!! |
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Nitpick: In Episode E713/L233: , line(s) 713, Monica claims she has no childhood memories because her Dad used her boxes to keep water away from his car. She's exaggerating a bit, since her Mom brought over some of her stuff in Episode E214/L78-80: , line(s) 214. |
Episode 214, Lines 78-80 |
78 | MONICA | So, what's this. |
79 | MR. GELLER | Some of your old stuff. |
80 | MRS. GELLER | Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym. |
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263 | Joey | (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life. |
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Question: Does anyone else think Matt LeBlanc sounds out of character in Episode E713/L263: , line(s) 713? |
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315 | Monica | Oh, this is terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I dont even know what it is! Ohh, its still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is? |
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316 | Ross | All right. I think it was a mouse. |
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317 | (ACTION) | Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater to clean them. |
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318 | Mr. Geller | (entering) How are you honey? |
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319 | Monica | How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face! |
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Observation: It's probably just a coincidence, but in Episode E713/L315-319: , line(s) 713, Monica rubs a fluffy dead mouse on her face. In Episode E105/L54: , line(s) 105, Ross talks about fluffy rats in his laundry room. |
Episode 105, Lines 54-54 |
54 | Ross | Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish? |
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