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Episode 202: The One With The Breast Milk

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1Written byAdam Chase & Ira Ungerleider
Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips
With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
102PhoebeDuh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.)
Nitpick: In Episode E107/L118: , line(s) 107, Phoebe sings that she stays away from dairy, but the song obviously doesn't reflect her personal views. In Episode E103/L290: , line(s) 103, she eats ice cream w/ everyone as they mope over Monica's breakup w/ Alan (below: 8 from Episode I8/E103/Phoebe eating ice cream/: ). In Episode E112/L207: , line(s) 112, we see she carries milk in a thermos (Rachel's probably too stunned to get some from the fridge), and in Episode E212/L491-492: , line(s) 212 and Episode E906/L12: , line(s) 906, she puts milk in her coffee. In below: 45 from Episode I45/E216/Phoebe pours herself some milk/: and below: 46 from Episode I46/E216/Phoebe drinks the milk she poured/: , Phoebe pours herself some milk and drinks it. She also takes a swig of milk in Episode E507/L233: , line(s) 507, but this is mostly to protect Central Perk. I also don't count Episode E202/L102: , line(s) 202, because human breast milk doesn't really qualify as dairy.
Episode 107, Lines 118-118
118Phoebe(singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Episode 103, Lines 290-290
290[SCENE]Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.
Episode 112, Lines 207-207
207PhoebeOk, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?
Episode 212, Lines 491-492
491CHANDLERHey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
492PHOEBEI'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
Episode 906, Lines 12-12
Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.
Episode 507, Lines 233-233
233PhoebeOh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! That—this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Image below: Phoebe eating ice cream
Image below: Phoebe pours herself some milk
Image below: Phoebe drinks the milk she poured
121RachelMon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
122MonicaYou know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
Observation: In Episode E202/L121-122: , line(s) 202, when Monica makes the flimsy excuse of someone stealing her credit card, I kept waiting for Rachel to say "What? Again?" (Episode E121/L3-5: , line(s) 121).
Episode 121, Lines 3-5
3JoeyHow could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
4MonicaI have no idea. But look how much they spent!
5RachelMonica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
139RachelOh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
140MonicaDid it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Observation: Monica's line in Episode E202/L139-140: , line(s) 202 is very similar to her line in Episode E117/L268-269: , line(s) 117.
Episode 117, Lines 268-269
268NurseYou're that stupid.
269Monica(as Rachel) I am. I'm that stupid. (Little laugh.)
154RossNo, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
155ChandlerOf course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.
156CarolRoss, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)
157Ross(jumping away) That would be no.
158PhoebeCome on. It doesn't taste bad.
159JoeyYeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh...
160SusanCantaloupe juice.
Observation: In Episode E202/L154-161: , line(s) 202, Susan's comment might be a breast joke, since "cantaloupe" is slang for "breast".
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