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Episode 203: The One Where Heckles Dies
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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1 | Written by | Michael Curtis & Greg Malins Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen |
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12 | Joey | Hold it, hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts. |
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Nitpick: In Episode E203/L12: , line(s) 203, Joey talks about someone's "Adam's apple". But, in Episode E714/L73-74: , line(s) 714, Joey still thinks it's named after each individual person. |
Episode 714, Lines 73-74 |
73 | Joey | But it hurts my Joeys Apple. |
74 | Chandler | (frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man. |
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Observation: In Episode E704/L183-185: , line(s) 704, Monica seems shocked after Ross tells her that Chandler kissed a guy. Actually, Joey kisses Chandler in Episode E110/L264-265: , line(s) 110 (Ross even takes a picture), and Ross is hardly one to talk -- he kissed Joey in Episode E224/L227-228: , line(s) 224. Finally, Joey mentions he kissed a guy in Episode E203/L12: , line(s) 203, though he doesn't realize he did so. |
Episode 704, Lines 183-185 |
183 | Ross | And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with
girls. |
184 | Monica | (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God. |
185 | Chandler | In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy. |
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Episode 110, Lines 264-265 |
264 | Chandler | Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me! |
265 | Joey | Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There. |
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Episode 224, Lines 227-228 |
227 | ROSS | All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey). |
228 | JOEY | Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
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133 | Chandler | What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it supposably? |
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134 | Joey | Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody. |
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135 | Chandler | How do you know that? How? |
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136 | Joey | I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out. |
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137 | Chandler | You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays? |
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138 | Joey | Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place? |
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139 | Chandler | Yeah, I understand. |
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140 | Joey | You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right? |
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141 | Chandler | You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man. |
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Observation: Re Episode E203/L141: , line(s) 203, it sounds a little like Chandler says "Matt" (not "man"), referring to the actor (Matt LeBlanc) who plays Joey. [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself] |
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142 | Joey | Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably. |
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Observation: The actual word is "supposedly", not "supposably", though I'm not sure I'd call this a mispronunciation (Episode E203/L133-142: , line(s) 203). |
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