The One with the Annotations

Episode 207: The One Where Ross Finds Out

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#	Speaker	Line
1	Written by	Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Josh Hodge With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Observation: Mrs Tedlock from Chandler's office (Episode E115/L13-16: , line(s) 115, below: 52 from Episode I52/E115/Mrs Tedlock/: ), the pet shop owner from below: 37 from Episode I37/E207/Pet Shop Owner (DVD only)/: , and Mrs Weinberg from Episode E224/L146-151: , line(s) 224, below: 41 from Episode I41/E224/Mrs Weinberg/: are all played by Fritzi Burr. (the possibilities are endless: maybe they're triplets, or Mrs Weinburg or Mrs Tedlock runs a pet store on the side, or Mrs Tedlock got remarried to Mr Weinberg, etc...)
Episode 115, Lines 13-16
13	[SCENE]	Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.
14	Woman	Chandler.
15	Chandler	Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
16	Mrs. Tedlock	Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
Episode 224, Lines 146-151
146	RACHEL	Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.
147	MR. WINEBURG	It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear, in fact I hardly expected to see so much.
148	MRS. WINEBURG	You told me you didn't see anything.
149	MR. WINEBURG	I tell ya a lot things!
150	MRS. WINEBURG	Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.
151	MR. WINEBURG	Stay well.
Image below: Mrs Tedlock

Image below: Pet Shop Owner (DVD only)

Image below: Mrs Weinberg


55	Ross	Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay?
56	Monica	Only if you say his full name.
57	Ross	(reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy.
Observation: In Episode E207/L55-57: , line(s) 207, Monica had a cat, but in Episode E208/L256-257: , line(s) 208, she's allergic to cat hair (probably why she doesn't want one in Episode E702/L227-228: , line(s) 702). Thought: maybe she gave Fluffy Meowington away after realizing she was allergic? Chloe Rogers notes that in Episode E521/L215-220: , line(s) 521, Monica's allergic to Ms Whiskerson, even though Ms Whiskerson doesn't have any hair!
Episode 208, Lines 256-257
256	RTST	It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
257	MNCA	Cat hair.
Episode 702, Lines 227-228
227	Chandler	I love you so much.
228	Monica	I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin’ about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Episode 521, Lines 215-220
215	Rachel	Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
216	Monica	Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
217	Rachel	No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
218	(ACTION)	Monica sneezes.
219	Monica	Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
220	Chandler	Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.

147	Ross	Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
148	Rachel	Ohh, ohh.
149	Ross	When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Observation: The joke in Episode E207/L147-149: , line(s) 207 is essentially the same as the joke in Episode E718/L105-106: , line(s) 718.
Episode 718, Lines 105-106
105	Joey	How’d you get over that teacher?
106	Rachel	I didn’t. I got under him.

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