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Episode 216: The One Where Joey Moves Out

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1Written byBetsy Bornes
Transcribed by: Josh Hodge
With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Nitpick: In Episode E107/L118: , line(s) 107, Phoebe sings that she stays away from dairy, but the song obviously doesn't reflect her personal views. In Episode E103/L290: , line(s) 103, she eats ice cream w/ everyone as they mope over Monica's breakup w/ Alan (below: 8 from Episode I8/E103/Phoebe eating ice cream/: ). In Episode E112/L207: , line(s) 112, we see she carries milk in a thermos (Rachel's probably too stunned to get some from the fridge), and in Episode E212/L491-492: , line(s) 212 and Episode E906/L12: , line(s) 906, she puts milk in her coffee. In below: 45 from Episode I45/E216/Phoebe pours herself some milk/: and below: 46 from Episode I46/E216/Phoebe drinks the milk she poured/: , Phoebe pours herself some milk and drinks it. She also takes a swig of milk in Episode E507/L233: , line(s) 507, but this is mostly to protect Central Perk. I also don't count Episode E202/L102: , line(s) 202, because human breast milk doesn't really qualify as dairy.
Episode 107, Lines 118-118
118Phoebe(singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Episode 103, Lines 290-290
290[SCENE]Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.
Episode 112, Lines 207-207
207PhoebeOk, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?
Episode 212, Lines 491-492
491CHANDLERHey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
492PHOEBEI'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
Episode 906, Lines 12-12
Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.
Episode 507, Lines 233-233
233PhoebeOh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! That—this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Episode 202, Lines 102-102
102PhoebeDuh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.)
Image below: Phoebe eating ice cream
Image below: Phoebe pours herself some milk
Image below: Phoebe drinks the milk she poured
67[SceneJoey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]
68JOEYCan you believe this place?
69CHANDLERI know, this is a great apartment.
70JOEYAh, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Nitpick: In Episode E216/L67-70: , line(s) 216, Joey notes his new bathroom has mirrors on both sides of the toilet, and in Episode E218/L248-249: , line(s) 218, Monica says she straightened out Joey's shower curtain. However, below: 48 from Episode I48/E217/Joey's bathroom/: shows that Joey's bathroom has a translucent shower door, not mirrors or a shower curtain.
Episode 218, Lines 248-249
248PHOEBEYes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.
249MONICAUm, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
Image below: Joey's bathroom
104PHOEBEI don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?
105RACHELWhat's 1922?
106PHOEBEJust, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?
Observation: Episode E216/L104-106: , line(s) 216 seems to indicate Phoebe thinks that women's sufferage (the right to vote) came after 1922. In the United States, at least, this happened in 1920. Of course, Phoebe's probably not a history buff.
203[SceneTattoo parlor. Rachel is showing Phoebe her tattoo.]
204PHOEBEOh that looks so good, oh I love it.
205RACHELI know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.
206PHOEBEAhh. OK, let's see yours again.
207RACHELPhoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
208PHOEBEOh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.
209RACHELYou didn't get it?
211RACHELWhy didn't you get it?
212PHOEBEI'm sorry, I'm sorry.
213RACHELPhoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
214PHOEBEI know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?
215RACHELReally? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
Nitpick: Episode E714/L62-64: , line(s) 714 seem to indicate Rachel has a low tolerance for pain. But in Episode E216/L203-215: , line(s) 216, she got a tattoo, which is similarly painful.
Episode 714, Lines 62-64
62RachelY’know what? I am going to do something today. I’m not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I’m gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
63PhoebeReally?! ‘Cause y’know that hurts.
64RachelSo what?! Y’know what? The way I see it—(Phoebe pulls out a hair from the back of her head)—Ow! Son of a bitch!!
261RACHELThat is not a tattoo, that is a nothing. I finally got her back in the chair, bairly touched her with a needle, she jumped up screaming, and that was it.
Observation: In Episode E714/L62-64: , line(s) 714, it's ironic that Phoebe tells Rachel piercings are painful. In Episode E216/L261: , line(s) 216, it was Phoebe who chickened out of getting a tattoo because it was too painful.
Episode 714, Lines 62-64
62RachelY’know what? I am going to do something today. I’m not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I’m gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
63PhoebeReally?! ‘Cause y’know that hurts.
64RachelSo what?! Y’know what? The way I see it—(Phoebe pulls out a hair from the back of her head)—Ow! Son of a bitch!!
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