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Episode 302: The One Where No One's Ready

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1Written byIra Ungerleider
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
66RachelUh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.
Observation: In Episode E208/L179: , line(s) 208, Rachel denies having chubby ankles, but in Episode E302/L66: , line(s) 302, she worries about chubby calves. (Ross' list probably made her sensitive [even though Joey's the one who added this item]; of course, calves and ankles aren't the same thing, but close)
Episode 208, Lines 179-179
179RACHOh! I do not have chubby ankles!
156Joey(entering) Where's my underwear?!
157RossWhoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
158ChandlerHe took my essence!
Nitpick: In Episode E302/L156-158: , line(s) 302, Chandler defends taking Joey's underwear because Joey took his cushions, but Chandler stays in the room after this (Episode E302/L136-141: , line(s) 302), so must've taken Joey's underwear before Joey took the cushions. (maybe Chandler was just defending himself after-the-fact, showing that Joey did something "bad" too?).
Episode 302, Lines 136-141
136ChandlerAll right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
137JoeyOkay. (he gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave)
138ChandlerWhat are you doing?
139JoeyYou said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
140ChandlerThe cushions are the essence of the chair!
141JoeyThat's right! I'm taking the essence.
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