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Episode 308: The One With The Giant Poking Device

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byAdam Chase
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
117BenMonica bang!
118RachelOkay, I heard that.
119MonicaDid he just say ‘Monica bang’?
Observation: Is Ben really saying "Monica Bing" (Episode E308/L117-119: , line(s) 308), predicting her marriage to Chandler? (probably not, especially since Monica never actually changes her name to this, but it's a neat coincidence!).
149MonicaOkay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident.
150RachelMonica, number one, I don’t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
151JoeyYou said number two.
Musing: #2 (Episode E308/L149-151: , line(s) 308) might be "don't call it 'our little bonking incident.'"
167[SCENE]Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.
Observation: In Episode E506/L225-228: , line(s) 506, the gang indicates they haven't seen Ugly Naked Guy in a long time, and this appears to be correct. The last appearance I can find for him is Episode E308/L167: , line(s) 308, almost two years prior.
Episode 506, Lines 225-228
225RossHey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!
226(ACTION)They all run over to the window.
227RachelI haven't seen him in so long!
228PhoebeOh God, I really missed that fat bastard!
221JaniceOh! You’re right. Oh God. But, before I can say ‘good-bye’, there’s something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, it’s like, I finally understand what Lionel Richie’s been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, it’s like movie love, you’re my soulmate, and I can’t believe we’re not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Nitpick: Janice calls Chandler her soulmate (Episode E308/L221: , line(s) 308), and Monica does so in Episode E723/L566-569: , line(s) 723, but Chandler/Monica agree they don't believe in soulmates in Episode E816/L188-190: , line(s) 816. [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself]
Episode 723, Lines 566-569
566MonicaChandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go!
568(ACTION)Ross leans in to give Chandler his vows.
569Chandler(To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Episode 816, Lines 188-190
188MonicaChandler, you don’t believe in soul mates?
189ChandlerNo. But I’m sure (mimics Don) ‘tomatoes’ does.
190MonicaI don’t believe in soul mates either.
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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