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Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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1 | Written by | Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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154 | Phoebe | How can you not know which one? |
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155 | Rachel | I mean thats unbelievable. |
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156 | Monica | I mean, was it Gina? |
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157 | Ross | Which one is Gina? |
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158 | Rachel | Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings. |
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159 | Monica | No, no, no, thats Dina. |
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Nitpick: In Episode E111/L153-155: , line(s) 111, Joey says his mom gave birth to 7 children, which would mean him and 6 siblings. In Episode E206/L40-43: , line(s) 206, Joey says he has 7 sisters, and Episode E303/L165-168: , line(s) 303 confirms this. We know the names of 6 of Joey's sisters: Gina, Dina (both Episode E311/L154-159: , line(s) 311), Mary Angela, Mary Theresa (both Episode E311/L264-266: , line(s) 311), Cookie (Episode E311/L289-291: , line(s) 311), and Tina (Episode E113/L250: , line(s) 113). The scene in Episode E903/L182-184: , line(s) 903 may be a reference to this inconsistency. |
Episode 111, Lines 153-155 |
153 | Joey | You don't think my mom's sexy? |
154 | Ross | Well... not in the same way... |
155 | Joey | I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? |
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Episode 206, Lines 40-43 |
40 | Ross | What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital. |
41 | Joey | We'll watch him. |
42 | Ross | I don't think tho. |
43 | Joey | What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we? |
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Episode 303, Lines 165-168 |
165 | Monica | Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. (they all turn and look at Joey) Oh my God, under personal comments: 'New York Knicks, rule!' |
166 | Joey | Yeah, the Knicks rule! |
167 | Monica | Joey, this is you! |
168 | Joey | Let me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right. |
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Episode 311, Lines 264-266 |
264 | Joeys Sister | So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips. |
265 | Chandler | Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela. |
266 | Joeys Sister | No, Im Mary-Theresa. |
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Episode 311, Lines 289-291 |
289 | Chandler | Youve got it. (he starts to look at his sisters, but he still doesnt know which one is Mary-Angela.) |
290 | Joey | Cookie, now you can punch him! |
291 | Chandler | What?! (Cookie punches him) |
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Episode 113, Lines 250-250 |
250 | Joey | Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today. |
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Episode 903, Lines 182-184 |
182 | Phoebe | Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have? |
183 | Mike | (Joey holds up six fingers) Six! |
184 | Joey | What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!! |
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162 | Chandler | Veronica. Look, its got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat. |
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163 | Monica | That was me. |
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164 | Chandler | Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry. |
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165 | Monica | Thats okay. |
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166 | Rachel | Thats all right. |
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167 | Ross | Thats okay. |
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Observation: Everyone has kissed Rachel. Ross probably has many times, but most signifigantly in Episode E214/L260: , line(s) 214. Chandler does in Episode E502/L81-83: , line(s) 502 (also Episode E311/L162-167: , line(s) 311), and Joey in Episode E511/L33-34: , line(s) 511. Monica does in Episode E419/L263-266: , line(s) 419, and Phoebe ("the last to know") in Episode E720/L264-269: , line(s) 720. |
Episode 214, Lines 260-260 |
260 | [SCENE] | Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross |
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Episode 502, Lines 81-83 |
81 | (ACTION) | He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash. |
82 | Chandler | And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back. |
83 | (ACTION) | He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked. |
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Episode 511, Lines 33-34 |
33 | All | (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! |
34 | (ACTION) | And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel. |
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Episode 419, Lines 263-266 |
263 | Monica | As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute. |
264 | [SCENE] | Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment. |
265 | Chandler | Totally worth it! |
266 | Joey | That was one good minute! |
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Episode 720, Lines 264-269 |
264 | Rachel | Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna
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265 | (ACTION) | Suddenly, Phoebe leans in and kisses her on the lips! |
266 | Rachel | What the hell was that?! |
267 | Phoebe | I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. |
268 | Rachel | And? |
269 | Phoebe | Ive had better. |
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176 | Ross | Mary-Angela. |
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177 | Joey | Yeah. |
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178 | Monica | Y'know which one was she again? |
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179 | Joey | Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister. |
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Nitpick: In Episode E614/L15-16: , line(s) 614, Chandler says he made out with Joey's sister "like 5 years ago". Actually, this happened in Episode E311/L176-179: , line(s) 311, which would be closer to 3 years ago (if we assume each season is one year). |
Episode 614, Lines 15-16 |
15 | Joey | I cant believe Ross went out with Rachels sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years. |
16 | Chandler | That was like 5 years ago. |
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