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Episode 316: The One The Morning After
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Written by | Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 88 | Monica | Okay, all right don’t judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing.... |
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| Observation: Is the "wonder mop" (Episode E121/L8-9: , line(s) 121, Episode E316/L88: , line(s) 316) also the "wonder broom" (Episode E405/L58-60: , line(s) 405)? (brooms and mops are different, and the wonder mop belongs to Monica (not Chandler); but maybe it's a wonder broom/mop, and Monica loaned it to Chandler?) |
| Episode 121, Lines 8-9 |
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| 8 | Chandler | Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. |
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| 9 | Monica | That's me. |
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| Episode 405, Lines 58-60 |
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| 58 | Kathy | No, but this wonder broom is amazing! |
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| 59 | Chandler | Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom) |
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| 60 | Kathy | Oh my God! |
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| 165 | Jasmine | But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too. |
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| 166 | Ross | (angrily) Who’s your roommate? |
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| 167 | [SCENE] | Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is wiping down the counter as Ross rushes in. |
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| 168 | Ross | Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place. |
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| 169 | Gunther | I’m sorry. Was I not supposed to? |
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| Observation: In Episode E603/L178-179: , line(s) 603, Gunther offers Rachel his apartment; apparentally, he no longer lives with Jasmine as he did in Episode E316/L165-169: , line(s) 316. |
| Episode 603, Lines 178-179 |
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| 178 | Gunther | Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment. |
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| 179 | Rachel | Why, where are you going? |
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| 256 | Ross | Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up. |
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| 257 | Rachel | We were on a break! |
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| 258 | Ross | That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up. |
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| Observation: Rachel says "we were on a break" (Episode E316/L256-258: , line(s) 316) before Ross does (Episode E317/L276-278: , line(s) 317), contrary to popular belief. Episode E317/L236-238: , line(s) 317 doesn't count, because Ross' talking to Carol/Phoebe, not Rachel. |
| Episode 317, Lines 276-278 |
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| 276 | Rachel | Oh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else? |
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| 277 | Ross | We were on a break! |
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| 278 | Rachel | Y'know Ross why don’t you put that on your answering machine! |
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| Episode 317, Lines 236-238 |
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| 236 | Carol | (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?! |
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| 237 | Ross | We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? I’ll find you. (hangs up) |
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| 238 | Carol | You slept with another woman? |
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| 340 | Ross | Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and.... |
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| 341 | Rachel | (crying) No. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed, everything. Forever. |
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| Observation: In Episode E316/L340-341: , line(s) 316, Rachel says she can never picture Ross hurting her. Actually, he did this previously when he made the list in Episode E208/L224: , line(s) 208. Admittedly, sleeping with another woman is much more serious. |
| Episode 208, Lines 224-224 |
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| 224 | RACH | [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you. |
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