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Episode 319: The One With The Tiny T-Shirt

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byAdam Chase
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
10MarkI’ve kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didn’t do anything about it. But, now that you’re not, I’d really like to ask you out sometime. So-so that’s-that’s what I’m doing, now.
Observation: Mark has a girl in Episode E312/L170-174: , line(s) 312, but had a crush on Rachel (Episode E319/L10: , line(s) 319). (maybe he developed his crush sometime after he broke up w/ his girl, but before Episode 319?).
Episode 312, Lines 170-174
170Woman(walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
171Mark(turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
173MarkIt's okay, Rachel knows.
174WomanYeah, but even soo.
42JoeyOh, so you’re playing Adrienne, huh?
43KateYes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
44JoeyOh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. I’m Joey Tribianni.
45KateHi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Observation: The Kate Millers in Episode E319/L42-45: , line(s) 319 and Episode E923/L238-242: , line(s) 923 are probably unrelated, but it's interesting that Rachel wears the name of Joey's ex-girlfriend.
Episode 923, Lines 238-242
238JoeyHey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
239RachelWe can't. We're not pharmacists!
240Joey(walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...
241Rachel(picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
242JoeyKate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)
65RachelI mean I think I’d say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I’m standing there with this charming, cute guy, who’s asking me to go out with him, which I’m allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like I’d be cheating on Ross or something.
66PhoebeWow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
67RachelI don’t have any issues with my Father.
68PhoebeOkay, so it’s probably just the Ross thing then.
Observation: Phoebe tells Rachel that Rachel's still in love w/ Ross (Episode E319/L65-68: , line(s) 319), but Rachel later complains no one told her (Episode E423/L142-149: , line(s) 423).
Episode 423, Lines 142-149
142RachelPhoebe, I'm going to Ross's wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I'm still in love with him! I mean, hey, y'know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y'know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that-that I'm still in love with him. Y'know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him-Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my-why didn't you tell me?!!
143PhoebeWe thought you knew!
145PhoebeYeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!
146RachelYou all know? Does Ross know?
147PhoebeOh no, Ross doesn't know anything.
148RachelOh, I can not believe you didn't tell me!
149PhoebeWell, because we thought you knew!! It's so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean." Or, y'know, "Hey, Joey, you're gay."
162(ACTION)He starts to exit, but Chandler tries to stop him by climbing on his back and grabbing hold of the foosball table.
163ChandlerNo!! You can’t!!
164RossLook, they must be stopped!
165ChandlerI am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
Observation: Ross is stronger than Chandler in Episode E319/L162-165: , line(s) 319, but they arm wrestle to a tie in Episode E806/L260-263: , line(s) 806. (Chandler eventually lets Ross win in Episode 806, but they probably would've tied otherwise).
Episode 806, Lines 260-263
260(ACTION)They start wrestling, only they are unable to move either one’s arm despite a huge strain on their faces and a cheering crowd.
261[SCENE]Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the other’s arm first. An event that has yet to happen.
262Mona(To Joey) Wow! They’re both really strong.
263JoeyOr equally weak.
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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