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Episode 320: The One With The Dollhouse

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byWil Calhoun
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
3ChandlerWait a minute, wait. You’re telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn’t want you back?!
4JoeyYeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what it’s like to be you?
Observation: In Episode E309/L267-273: , line(s) 309, Margha doesn't want Joey, but in Episode E320/L3-4: , line(s) 320 Joey says Kate's the first to not reciprocate. (maybe Joey didn't want Margha all that much?)
Episode 309, Lines 267-273
267MarghaWhich do I like?
268RossYeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill...
269MarghaWell, if I had to chose right now, which by the way I find really weird, I would have to say, Chandler.
271JoeyWait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didn’t understand the question.
272ChandlerWell, you don’t you have Captain Hook explain it to her.
273MarghaI’m sorry, Joey, that is my chose.
245RossOh, fire! There, there’s a fire! Fire!!
246[SCENE]He tries to blow it out, and obviously, it doesn’t work. He runs over to the sink to get a glass of water to put out the fire, but since Monica is in the shower the water pressure is very low and takes a long time to fill the glass. In desperation he takes the half full glass over and dumps it on the fire, it doesn’t work. He then picks up the dollhouse and considers bringing it over to the sink, but decides to take it into the bathroom and use the shower to put it out. He kicks open the door and we hear Monica scream at the top of her lungs.
Observation: I think everyone's seen Monica naked. In Episode E113/L269-271: , line(s) 113, Joey does. In Episode E814/L85-87: , line(s) 814, Phoebe mentions she has. Ross probably has when they were younger, but also specifically in Episode E320/L245-246: , line(s) 320. As her husband, Chandler has many times, but for the first time in London (Episode E716/L244-253: , line(s) 716). It's not clear that Rachel has, though Episode E504/L2-7: , line(s) 504 strongly suggests this.
Episode 113, Lines 269-271
269JoeyClear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
270MonicaJoey!! What the hell were you doing?!
271JoeySorry. Wrong boobies.
Episode 814, Lines 85-87
85PhoebeMonica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!
86MonicaThat’s different, we were roommates! And when?!
87PhoebeI’m curious about the human body.
Episode 716, Lines 244-253
244MonicaWe’re gonna see each other naked.
246MonicaDo you wanna do it at the same time?
247ChandlerCount of three?
251ChandlerMonica and Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.)
252ChandlerWell I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
253MonicaEh, we weren’t that close anyway!
Episode 504, Lines 2-7
2[SCENE]Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.
3Monica(In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.
4(ACTION)Rachel enters.
5RachelHi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
6Monica(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
7RachelSince when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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