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Episode 405: The One With Joey's New Girlfriend

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byMichael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
9GuntherWhen's your birthday?
10RachelMay fifth, why?
Nitpick: In Episode E405/L9-10: , line(s) 405, Rachel says her birthday is May 5th, but in Episode E722/L183-184: , line(s) 722, a policeman notes Rachel's an Aquarius (which would put her birthday between January 21st and February 19th). In Episode E717/L62-63: , line(s) 717, we learn Monica's wedding is May 15th, 10 days after Rachel's birthday, but Rachel celebrates her birthday in Episode E714/L2-4: , line(s) 714, and Monica's wedding is in Episode E723/L576-578: , line(s) 723, 9 episodes later. That's a long 10 days! Interestingly, in Episode E722/L251-253: , line(s) 722, Monica says her wedding is in "two weeks". And they can't even be celebrating Rachel's birthday early again (like they did in Episode E518/L275-279: , line(s) 518), because in Episode E714/L25: , line(s) 714, Rachel says she's still 29 in Guam (implying she's 30 in New York). [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself]
Episode 722, Lines 183-184
183PolicemanYou’re an Aquarius, huh?
184RachelI bet you’re a Gemini.
Episode 717, Lines 62-63
62Megan(To Monica) So when are you getting married?
63MonicaOh May 15th.
Episode 714, Lines 2-4
2[SCENE]Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.
3RossHappy birthday!!!
4MonicaHappy birthday!!!
Episode 723, Lines 576-578
576(ACTION)Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other’s fingers.
577JoeyWe good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.
578(ACTION)They kiss and everyone applauds.
Episode 722, Lines 251-253
251ChandlerActually Monica and I are engaged.
252HelenaReally?! Congratulations. When’s the big day?
253Monica(looks at Chandler) In…in two weeks.
Episode 518, Lines 275-279
275(ACTION)Rachel enters.
276Phoebe(noticing her) Oh, look! Look! Look!
278RachelWhat?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
279MonicaThat's the surprise!
Episode 714, Lines 25-25
25RachelY’know, I’m still 29 in Guam.
11GuntherOh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
12RossOh, mine's December...
13GuntherYeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Nitpick: In Episode E104/L31-38: , line(s) 104, it's October 20th and Ross tells Joey and Chandler his birthday was "7 months ago" (putting his birthday in March), but in Episode E902/L197-200: , line(s) 902, Ross says his birthday is October 18th. So Joey and Chandler's gift really WAS appropriate. In Episode E405/L11-13: , line(s) 405, Ross starts to tell Gunther his birthday's in December. No wonder Joey doesn't know when Ross' birthday is -- it apparentally keeps changing!
Episode 104, Lines 31-38
31Joey(to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
32ChandlerHappy birthday, pal!
33JoeyWe love you, man. (Kisses Ross)
34RossFunny, my birthday was seven months ago.
36RossSo, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
37ChandlerWell, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty."
38RossOh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
Episode 902, Lines 197-200
197JoeyIt’s pretty, Okay date of birth?
198RossYou know my birthday.
199JoeySure, May...tember.
200RossOctober 18th.
58KathyNo, but this wonder broom is amazing!
59ChandlerHey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)
60KathyOh my God!
Observation: Is the "wonder mop" (Episode E121/L8-9: , line(s) 121, Episode E316/L88: , line(s) 316) also the "wonder broom" (Episode E405/L58-60: , line(s) 405)? (brooms and mops are different, and the wonder mop belongs to Monica (not Chandler); but maybe it's a wonder broom/mop, and Monica loaned it to Chandler?)
Episode 121, Lines 8-9
8ChandlerWow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
9MonicaThat's me.
Episode 316, Lines 88-88
88MonicaOkay, all right don’t judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Original scripts courtesy:
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