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Episode 423: The One With Ross's Wedding Parts I and II

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1The One With Ross's Wedding - The Uncut Version
142RachelPhoebe, I'm going to Ross's wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I'm still in love with him! I mean, hey, y'know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y'know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that-that I'm still in love with him. Y'know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him-Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my-why didn't you tell me?!!
143PhoebeWe thought you knew!
145PhoebeYeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!
146RachelYou all know? Does Ross know?
147PhoebeOh no, Ross doesn't know anything.
148RachelOh, I can not believe you didn't tell me!
149PhoebeWell, because we thought you knew!! It's so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean." Or, y'know, "Hey, Joey, you're gay."
Observation: Phoebe tells Rachel that Rachel's still in love w/ Ross (Episode E319/L65-68: , line(s) 319), but Rachel later complains no one told her (Episode E423/L142-149: , line(s) 423).
Episode 319, Lines 65-68
65RachelI mean I think I’d say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I’m standing there with this charming, cute guy, who’s asking me to go out with him, which I’m allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like I’d be cheating on Ross or something.
66PhoebeWow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
67RachelI don’t have any issues with my Father.
68PhoebeOkay, so it’s probably just the Ross thing then.
642Phoebe(On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Observation: In Episode E304/L40: , line(s) 304, Phoebe's fake name is "Katelynn"; later (starting Episode E423/L642: , line(s) 423) it's "Regina Philange" (we don't learn her first name until Episode E523/L572: , line(s) 523).
Episode 304, Lines 40-40
40PhoebeNo, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
Episode 523, Lines 572-572
572Phoebe(entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
652ChandlerOh wow, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I'm just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
653MonicaI know. How could we have let this happen?
654ChandlerSeven times!
Observation: (from Brad Ramsay) In Episode E423/L652-654: , line(s) 423, Chandler notes he and Monica had sex 7 times in London, but in Episode E716/L261-266: , line(s) 716 Joey leaves him only one condom. Did they have sex unprotected 6 times? (Ed. note: maybe they (ick!) re-used the condom?).
Episode 716, Lines 261-266
261JoeyHey no-no-no-no! It’s cool! It’s cool! I-I’ll only be a second, I’m still with my bridesmaid, I just—Where are those condoms you brought?
262ChandlerThey’re in my bag over there. (Points.)
263JoeyAh. (Joey walks to Chandler’s bag by getting as far away from Chandler’s bed as possible.)
264ChandlerUh, could you leave me one?
265Joey(pause) For just you?
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