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Episode 502: The One With All The Kissing

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1Written byWil Calhoun
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
16(ACTION)Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.
17ChandlerAre you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
18MonicaChicken? I could eat some chicken.
19ChandlerHey Joe!
20(ACTION)Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.
21ChandlerYeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke-(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.
Nitpick: In Episode E502/L16-21: , line(s) 502, Chandler has to tell Monica what Joey said, as though she couldn't hear Joey while she was underwater. But when Joey comes back, Monica grabs Chandler to make him change the drink order, indicating that she can hear underwater (it's possible Chandler just didn't realize Monica could hear them while underwater).
81(ACTION)He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.
82ChandlerAnd uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.
83(ACTION)He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.
Observation: Everyone has kissed Rachel. Ross probably has many times, but most signifigantly in Episode E214/L260: , line(s) 214. Chandler does in Episode E502/L81-83: , line(s) 502 (also Episode E311/L162-167: , line(s) 311), and Joey in Episode E511/L33-34: , line(s) 511. Monica does in Episode E419/L263-266: , line(s) 419, and Phoebe ("the last to know") in Episode E720/L264-269: , line(s) 720.
Episode 214, Lines 260-260
260[SCENE]Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross
Episode 311, Lines 162-167
162ChandlerVeronica. Look, it’s got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
163MonicaThat was me.
164ChandlerLook, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry.
165MonicaThat’s okay.
166RachelThat’s all right.
167RossThat’s okay.
Episode 511, Lines 33-34
33All(watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
34(ACTION)And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel.
Episode 419, Lines 263-266
263MonicaAs a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
264[SCENE]Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.
265ChandlerTotally worth it!
266JoeyThat was one good minute!
Episode 720, Lines 264-269
264RachelWow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna…
265(ACTION)Suddenly, Phoebe leans in and kisses her on the lips!
266RachelWhat the hell was that?!
267PhoebeI just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
269PhoebeI’ve had better.
84ChandlerPheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)
Nitpick: In Episode E514/L281-282: , line(s) 514, Phoebe says it's her and Chandler's first kiss. Actually, they have kissed before, in Episode E502/L84: , line(s) 502.
Episode 514, Lines 281-282
281ChandlerWell, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
282PhoebeHere it comes. Our first kiss.
96MonicaIf you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
97RachelYeah, I guess Gunther is kinda…
Nitpick: In Episode E502/L96-97: , line(s) 502, Rachel starts to agree Gunther is a romantic possibility. But in Episode E806/L215-217: , line(s) 806, she seems to think Gunther is gay.
Episode 806, Lines 215-217
215RachelOh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
217RachelHoney, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
184(ACTION)There's a loud bang on the door.
185MonicaJoey, I'm in!
186Joey(In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal.
Observation: Joey must be working out. In Episode E502/L184-186: , line(s) 502, he tries to break down Monica/Rachel's door, but fails. In Episode E601/L292: , line(s) 601, he succeeds.
Episode 601, Lines 292-292
292(ACTION)Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off it’s hinges.
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