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Episode 513: The One With Joey's Bag

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Teleplay bySeth Kirkland
Story by: Michael Curtis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
50RossUhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
51MonicaOhh my God, I'm so sorry.
52PhoebeIt's okay. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins.
53Monica(to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
54PhoebeWell umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
55JoeyPheebs, I'm so sorry.
56PhoebeIt was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Nitpick: In Episode E703/L36-38: , line(s) 703, Phoebe says her grandma made her swear on her deathbed not to let her cookie recipe out of the family, but when she describes her grandmother's death in Episode E513/L50-56: , line(s) 513, this isn't mentioned.
Episode 703, Lines 36-38
36PhoebeYou mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
37MonicaUh-huh, yeah.
38PhoebeYou mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
123PhoebeReally?! What's your name?
124ManUmm, Frank Buffay.
125(ACTION)Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.
Observation: In Episode E209/L91-97: , line(s) 209, Phoebe sees a picture of her father, but doesn't recognize him in Episode E513/L123-125: , line(s) 513. (it was probably an old picture)
Episode 209, Lines 91-97
91GRANDMOTHERIt was your mother's idea. Ya know, she didn't want you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didn't want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.
92PHOEBEAlright, so, what, he's not a famous tree surgeon? And then, I guess, OK, he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?
93GRANDMOTHERLast I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
94PHOEBEOK, that makes no sense. Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?
96PHOEBE[realizes] Oh.
97GRANDMOTHERAnyway, that's all I know. That, and this. [pulls apart a frame and pulls a picture out] This is the real him.
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
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