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Episode 514: The One Where Everyone Finds Out

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1Written byAlexa Junge
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
15[SCENE]Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.
16RossOh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
17RachelWell that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Nitpick: In Episode E516/L98-99: , line(s) 516, Rachel seems surprised Ross' apartment building doesn't have an elevator. So, she didn't notice this when she helped Ross check out this apartment in Episode E514/L15-17: , line(s) 514?
Episode 516, Lines 98-99
98RachelRoss, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
99RossUhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
71PhoebeOkay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.
72(ACTION)She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.
74PhoebeHey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!
76Phoebe(feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?
77ChandlerWell, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?
78PhoebeWell, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this.
79ChandlerPhoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.
80PhoebeWell actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
81ChandlerWhat's going on?
82PhoebeI think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don’t even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
83(ACTION)She makes a show of bending over to get her coat and showing off her bum. She then walks out, leaving no one to eat her cookie.
Observation: In Episode E514/L71-83: , line(s) 514, as the transcriber points out, Phoebe tells Rachel not to eat her cookie, but the leaves without eating it herself.
166RossThat is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
167PhoebeHe broke that.
168RossWell, he had gravity boots.
169RachelYeah, he broke those too.
Observation: In Episode E120/L10: , line(s) 120, Phoebe mentions Ugly Naked Guy's gravity boots; these are mentioned again in Episode E514/L166-169: , line(s) 514.
Episode 120, Lines 10-10
10PhoebeHow can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
193[SCENE]Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.
194RossGood evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Nitpick: (from Chloe Rogers) When Ross visits Ugly Naked Guy to get his apartment (Episode E514/L193-194: , line(s) 514, below: 1005 from Episode I1005/E514/Ross about to enter Ugly Naked Guy's Apartment/: and below: 1006 from Episode I1006/E514/Ross talks to Ugly Naked Guy/: ), the apartment number looks sort of like "201". When Ross moves in, it's 3-B (Episode E515/L217-222: , line(s) 515, below: 1007 from Episode I1007/E515/Ross in apartment 3-B/: ), but in Episode E517/L38-42: , line(s) 517 (below: 1008 from Episode I1008/E517/Joey looks for "hot girl"/: ), the apartments no longer have numbers on the door at all!
Episode 515, Lines 217-222
218AllOh yeah, aww!
219SteveOkay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
220Guest #3Yeah, leave!
221AllYeah, get out! Now!
222SteveGo back to 3-B, 3-B!
Episode 517, Lines 38-42
38[SCENE]Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.
39RossHey Joey! Great stuff huh?
40JoeyThis is your place?
41RossOf course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)
42JoeyBut I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Image below: Ross about to enter Ugly Naked Guy's Apartment
Image below: Ross talks to Ugly Naked Guy
Image below: Ross in apartment 3-B
Image below: Joey looks for "hot girl"
281ChandlerWell, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
282PhoebeHere it comes. Our first kiss.
Nitpick: In Episode E514/L281-282: , line(s) 514, Phoebe says it's her and Chandler's first kiss. Actually, they have kissed before, in Episode E502/L84: , line(s) 502.
Episode 502, Lines 84-84
84ChandlerPheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)
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