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Episode 516: The One With A Cop

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1Story byAlicia Sky Varinaitis
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
31ChandlerOh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Question: In Episode E516/L31: , line(s) 516, was Chandler's joke supposed to be funny because Central Perk does serve donuts?
98RachelRoss, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
99RossUhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Nitpick: In Episode E516/L98-99: , line(s) 516, Rachel seems surprised Ross' apartment building doesn't have an elevator. So, she didn't notice this when she helped Ross check out this apartment in Episode E514/L15-17: , line(s) 514?
Episode 514, Lines 15-17
15[SCENE]Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.
16RossOh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
17RachelWell that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
207RossChandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
208ChandlerY'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…
Nitpick: In Episode E516/L207-208: , line(s) 516, Ross claims Monica is stronger than Chandler, and Chandler seems to agree. But, in Episode E806/L323-325: , line(s) 806, Chandler seems surprised that he can't beat Monica at arm-wrestling.
Episode 806, Lines 323-325
323MonicaLet’s go big bunny!
324(ACTION)They assume the starting position.
325ChandlerOkay. 1…2…3—Go! (Once again he’s at a stalemate, but this time he’s in pain.) (Pause) I’m gonna kill myself!
284GaryWell you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
285PhoebeOhh, impressive.
286GaryNot as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Nitpick: (from Chloe Rogers) In Episode E521/L271: , line(s) 521, Phoebe tells Gary she's never been in an interrogation room. I doubt Gary believes her; in Episode E516/L284-286: , line(s) 516, Gary already knows about Phoebe's criminal record.
Episode 521, Lines 271-271
271PhoebeOh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
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