| # | Speaker | Line |
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| 1 | Written by | Adam Chase
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 101 | Monica | Rach! We weren’t gonna miss our friends getting married! |
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| 102 | Rachel | (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.) |
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| 103 | Chandler | (not quite sure) You did. |
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| Observation: In Episode E515/L271: , line(s) 515, Ross jokingly asks Rachel to marry him. I wonder if this is foreshadowing, as they do get married a few episodes later in Episode E601/L101-103: , line(s) 601. |
| Episode 515, Lines 271-271 |
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| 271 | Ross | This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.) |
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| 116 | Ross | Laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. Because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? We we’re just gonna get an annulment. |
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| 117 | Joey | An annulment? Ross! I don’t think surgery’s the answer here. |
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| 118 | Phoebe | Oh-oh, that’s your thing. |
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| 119 | Ross | What? |
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| 120 | Phoebe | You’re thing. You’re thing. Y’know? You’re the guy who gets divorced. |
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| 121 | All | Oh yeah! |
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| 122 | Ross | No-no, that’s-that’s not my thing! I do not love getting divorced! |
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| 123 | Phoebe | Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you’re probably gonna marry it! Then it won’t work out and you’re gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) I’m so drunk. |
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| Observation: In Episode E906/L212-214: , line(s) 906, Joey can't figure out what Ross' "thing" is; in Episode E601/L116-123: , line(s) 601, Phoebe says its getting divorced. Of course, Joey was looking for something positive. |
| Episode 906, Lines 212-214 |
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| 212 | Joey | So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything) |
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| 213 | Ross | Science...? Academia...? Being a good father...? |
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| 214 | Joey | ...No... (he just can't seem to grasp it) |
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| 292 | (ACTION) | Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off it’s hinges. |
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| Observation: Joey must be working out. In Episode E502/L184-186: , line(s) 502, he tries to break down Monica/Rachel's door, but fails. In Episode E601/L292: , line(s) 601, he succeeds. |
| Episode 502, Lines 184-186 |
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| 184 | (ACTION) | There's a loud bang on the door. |
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| 185 | Monica | Joey, I'm in! |
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| 186 | Joey | (In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal. |
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