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Episode 614: The One Where Chandler Can't Cry

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byAndrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
15JoeyI can’t believe Ross went out with Rachel’s sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
Nitpick: In Episode E111/L142: , line(s) 111, Joeys says it's ok to kiss friends' sisters, but in Episode E614/L15: , line(s) 614, he says he was mad at Chandler for 10 years for doing this. Admittedly, making out is more serious than kissing, and what Chandler actually did was much worse (see Episode 311 for details). There's also a strong implication that Joey also "made out" (and more) with Phoebe's sister in Episode E116/L333: , line(s) 116.
Episode 111, Lines 142-142
142JoeyYou don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Episode 116, Lines 333-333
333(ACTION)Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joey’s apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joey’s shirts.
16ChandlerThat was like 5 years ago.
Nitpick: In Episode E614/L15-16: , line(s) 614, Chandler says he made out with Joey's sister "like 5 years ago". Actually, this happened in Episode E311/L176-179: , line(s) 311, which would be closer to 3 years ago (if we assume each season is one year).
Episode 311, Lines 176-179
178MonicaY'know which one was she again?
179JoeyWhy don’t you ask Chandler, ‘cause he’s the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin’ over Janice by groping my sister.
51PhoebeOh y’know what’s sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
Nitpick: In Episode E614/L51: , line(s) 614, Phoebe says Bambi made her cry, but in Episode E220/L64: , line(s) 220, we learn Phoebe's mom didn't show the sad parts of movies. It's possible Bambi doesn't qualify as "sad" and/or Phoebe's mom wasn't doing this so close to her suicide.
Episode 220, Lines 64-64
64PHOEBEYeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
72ChandlerNo! Look, I don’t cry! It’s not a big deal! Okay?!
73JoeyNo! It’s not okay! It’s not okay at all!! You’re dead inside!!
Nitpick: In Episode E614/L72-73: , line(s) 614, Joey's unhappy that Chandler can't cry. In Episode E709/L115-116: , line(s) 709, he teases Chandler for crying.
Episode 709, Lines 115-116
115MonicaRoss! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
116JoeyAlmost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!
Original scripts courtesy:
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