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Episode 615: The One That Could Have Been
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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1 | Part I Written by | Greg Malins & Adam Chase Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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102 | Ross | Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel.) |
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103 | Monica | (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific! |
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104 | Rachel | Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.) |
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105 | Monica | You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds! |
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106 | Ross | And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.) |
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107 | Chandler | Hey. |
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108 | Rachel | Oh yeah. |
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Nitpick: Rachel/Chandler meet at the Geller's Thanksgiving dinner, 1987 (Episode E508/L118: , line(s) 508), make out days later (Episode E1011/L277-282: , line(s) 1011), but don't recognize each other in either Episode E306/L94-99: , line(s) 306 nor Episode E101/L53: , line(s) 101. To compensate: Rachel remembers Chandler in Episode E615/L102-108: , line(s) 615 (the "fake" episode); in Episode E706/L180: , line(s) 706, Rachel "became friends with" (not "met") Chandler when he was 25, implying they met earlier. (this is probably the most twisted bit of continuity in the entire series) |
Episode 508, Lines 118-118 |
118 | Ross | Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band! |
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Episode 1011, Lines 277-282 |
277 | Chandler | Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship. |
278 | Rachel | (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!") |
279 | Chandler | So where are you applying to? |
280 | Rachel | Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey! |
281 | Chandler | I'm in college and I'm in a band. |
282 | Rachel | (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again) |
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Episode 306, Lines 94-99 |
94 | Rachel | Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see. |
95 | (ACTION) | Chandler throws the cue ball under there table. |
96 | Chandler | Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball. |
97 | Rachel | Yeah, so? |
98 | Chandler | (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.) |
99 | Monica | Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi! |
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Episode 101, Lines 53-53 |
53 | Monica | (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? |
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Episode 706, Lines 180-180 |
180 | Rachel | Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as
(Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh
I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six-year-olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six-year-old. |
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303 | Carol | Oh, me too. |
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304 | Ross | Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep. |
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Nitpick: In Episode E123/L290-293: , line(s) 123, Ross and Carol name their son Ben from the name on Phoebe's borrowed uniform (Episode E123/L253-256: , line(s) 123). In Episode E615/L303-304: , line(s) 615, their son's name is still Ben, even though this is a "what if" episode, and the events in Episode 123 never occurred (maybe it's just a coincidence). [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself] |
Episode 123, Lines 290-293 |
290 | Susan | No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. |
291 | Ross | (thinking) How 'bout Ben? |
292 | Susan | I like Ben. |
293 | Carol | Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before? |
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Episode 123, Lines 253-256 |
253 | [SCENE] | Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling. Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent. |
254 | Ross | Ok, got the vent open. |
255 | Phoebe | (reading the nametag on the uniform) Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue! |
256 | Ross | Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben. |
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333 | Rachel | Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining! |
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334 | Joey | Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong. |
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335 | Rachel | Umm, can I use your bathroom? |
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Observation: In Episode E615/L333-335: , line(s) 615, Rachel has to pee immediately after seeing Joey's "rainfall" sculpture; this resonates nicely with Episode E217/L11-13: , line(s) 217. |
Episode 217, Lines 11-13 |
11 | PHOEBE | [looking at a water sculpture that looks like a window with rain running down it] Hey, excellent, excellent water-table thing. |
12 | JOEY | Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee. |
13 | PHOEBE | Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge. |
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446 | Rachel | Because Im married. Thats right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV stars apartment to have an affair! Uck! |
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447 | Joey | Thats ridiculous! Im not a "Star," just a regular famous actor. |
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Nitpick: Joey uses "quote fingers" in Episode E805/L183-184: , line(s) 805, but says he doesn't understand them in Episode E902/L109: , line(s) 902. (maybe he was just mimicking Ross?) Chloe Rogers notes that Joey also uses quote fingers correctly in Episode E615/L446-447: , line(s) 615, below: 1015 from Episode I1015/E615/Joey uses quote fingers/: , but, of course, that's the "what if" episode that never "really" happened. |
Episode 805, Lines 183-184 |
183 | Ross | Joey, Im not worried about her! Im worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them? |
184 | Joey | Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island. |
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Episode 902, Lines 109-109 |
109 | Joey | Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying? |
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Image below: Joey uses quote fingers |
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