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Episode 702: The One With Rachel's Book
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Written by | Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 25 | [SCENE] | Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture. |
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| 26 | Ross | And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.) |
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| Observation: (from Peter van Valderen) In Episode E314/L196-197: , line(s) 314, Ross seems to like Jurassic Park, and in Episode E702/L25-26: , line(s) 702 claims to have had the idea first. But in Episode E402/L103-106: , line(s) 402, he seems irked at the suggestion it could've happened for real. |
| Episode 314, Lines 196-197 |
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| 196 | Ross | Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka. |
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| 197 | Rachel | Oh, that is so... |
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| Episode 402, Lines 103-106 |
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| 103 | Rachel | Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right. |
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| 104 | Ross | I do not always have to be—okay, okay. (starts to leave) |
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| 105 | Rachel | Jurassic Park could happen. |
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| 106 | (ACTION) | Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves. |
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| 116 | Mr. Geller | (ignoring her) Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don’t know how that happened. |
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| 117 | Mrs. Geller | (incredulous) You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E713/L55: , line(s) 713, we learn that Ross' parents thought Judy was barren, and Episode E713/L172: , line(s) 713 implies Jack was trying to get Judy pregnant. But, in Episode E702/L116-117: , line(s) 702, it seems Judy's pregnancy was accidental, and that they were trying to use birth control (which wouldn't make sense if they really thought Judy was barren). |
| Episode 713, Lines 55-55 |
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| 55 | Ross | I was their first born! They thought she was barren! It’s not my fault. |
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| Episode 713, Lines 172-172 |
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| 172 | Mr. Geller | Well I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could… |
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| 227 | Chandler | I love you so much. |
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| 228 | Monica | I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin’ about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right. |
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| Observation: In Episode E207/L55-57: , line(s) 207, Monica had a cat, but in Episode E208/L256-257: , line(s) 208, she's allergic to cat hair (probably why she doesn't want one in Episode E702/L227-228: , line(s) 702). Thought: maybe she gave Fluffy Meowington away after realizing she was allergic? Chloe Rogers notes that in Episode E521/L215-220: , line(s) 521, Monica's allergic to Ms Whiskerson, even though Ms Whiskerson doesn't have any hair! |
| Episode 207, Lines 55-57 |
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| 55 | Ross | Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay? |
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| 56 | Monica | Only if you say his full name. |
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| 57 | Ross | (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. |
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| Episode 208, Lines 256-257 |
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| 256 | RTST | It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you? |
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| 257 | MNCA | Cat hair. |
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| Episode 521, Lines 215-220 |
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| 215 | Rachel | Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats? |
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| 216 | Monica | Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it. |
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| 217 | Rachel | No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.) |
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| 218 | (ACTION) | Monica sneezes. |
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| 219 | Monica | Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close. |
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| 220 | Chandler | Yeah, you almost overreacted to something. |
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