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Episode 702: The One With Rachel's Book

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1Written byAndrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
25[SCENE]Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture.
26RossAnd that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.)
Observation: (from Peter van Valderen) In Episode E314/L196-197: , line(s) 314, Ross seems to like Jurassic Park, and in Episode E702/L25-26: , line(s) 702 claims to have had the idea first. But in Episode E402/L103-106: , line(s) 402, he seems irked at the suggestion it could've happened for real.
Episode 314, Lines 196-197
196RossY'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
197RachelOh, that is so...
Episode 402, Lines 103-106
103RachelOh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
104RossI do not always have to be—okay, okay. (starts to leave)
105RachelJurassic Park could happen.
106(ACTION)Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.
116Mr. Geller(ignoring her) Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don’t know how that happened.
117Mrs. Geller(incredulous) You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Nitpick: In Episode E713/L55: , line(s) 713, we learn that Ross' parents thought Judy was barren, and Episode E713/L172: , line(s) 713 implies Jack was trying to get Judy pregnant. But, in Episode E702/L116-117: , line(s) 702, it seems Judy's pregnancy was accidental, and that they were trying to use birth control (which wouldn't make sense if they really thought Judy was barren).
Episode 713, Lines 55-55
55RossI was their first born! They thought she was barren! It’s not my fault.
Episode 713, Lines 172-172
172Mr. GellerWell I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could…
227ChandlerI love you so much.
228MonicaI love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin’ about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Observation: In Episode E207/L55-57: , line(s) 207, Monica had a cat, but in Episode E208/L256-257: , line(s) 208, she's allergic to cat hair (probably why she doesn't want one in Episode E702/L227-228: , line(s) 702). Thought: maybe she gave Fluffy Meowington away after realizing she was allergic? Chloe Rogers notes that in Episode E521/L215-220: , line(s) 521, Monica's allergic to Ms Whiskerson, even though Ms Whiskerson doesn't have any hair!
Episode 207, Lines 55-57
55RossOh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay?
56MonicaOnly if you say his full name.
57Ross(reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy.
Episode 208, Lines 256-257
256RTSTIt's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
257MNCACat hair.
Episode 521, Lines 215-220
215RachelWell, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
216MonicaLook, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
217RachelNo Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
218(ACTION)Monica sneezes.
219MonicaOh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
220ChandlerYeah, you almost overreacted to something.
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