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| 1 | Written by | Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 35 | Monica | No, you don’t want this. I want to have your grandmother’s cookie recipe. |
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| 36 | Phoebe | You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe? |
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| 37 | Monica | Uh-huh, yeah. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E112/L187: , line(s) 112, Phoebe makes the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world, but in Episode E703/L35-37: , line(s) 703, Monica wants Phoebe's chocolate chip cookie recipe. (Maybe Phoebe has 2 "world's best" recipes, and/or the creators needed "chocolate chip" for the "Nestle' Tolouse"/"Nestle Tollhouse" joke to work). |
| Episode 112, Lines 187-187 |
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| 187 | Phoebe | Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie) |
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| 38 | Phoebe | You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family? |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E703/L36-38: , line(s) 703, Phoebe says her grandma made her swear on her deathbed not to let her cookie recipe out of the family, but when she describes her grandmother's death in Episode E513/L50-56: , line(s) 513, this isn't mentioned. |
| Episode 513, Lines 50-56 |
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| 50 | Ross | Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died. |
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| 51 | Monica | Ohh my God, I'm so sorry. |
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| 52 | Phoebe | It's okay. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins. |
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| 53 | Monica | (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die? |
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| 54 | Phoebe | Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again. |
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| 55 | Joey | Pheebs, I'm so sorry. |
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| 56 | Phoebe | It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter. |
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| 54 | Rachel | Yeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E507/L130-131: , line(s) 507 Rachel tells Danny she doesn't sail, but in Episode E703/L54: , line(s) 703 she says she's been sailing all her life (it's possible Rachel meant she didn't sail on a regular basis at the time Danny asked her). |
| Episode 507, Lines 130-131 |
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| 130 | Danny | Really! You-you sail? |
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| 131 | Rachel | No-no, but I support it. |
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| Observation: Rachel's dad bought her a boat (Episode E703/L54: , line(s) 703), but cutoff her sister for doing the same thing (Episode E613/L59-60: , line(s) 613). (maybe Dr Green's trying not to spoil Jill like he did Rachel and/or doesn't like his daughters buying things w/o his permission?) |
| Episode 613, Lines 59-60 |
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| 59 | Rachel | Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off? |
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| 60 | Jill | Okay, I bought a boat. |
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| 146 | Chandler | Why do they put so much steam in there?! |
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| 147 | Ross | ‘Cause otherwise they’d have to call it the room room. |
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| Observation: Ross' joke in Episode E703/L146-147: , line(s) 703 is a less funny version of Chandler's joke in Episode E124/L81-82: , line(s) 124. |
| Episode 124, Lines 81-82 |
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| 81 | Joey | He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food. |
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| 82 | Chandler | Course there, they just call it food. |
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| 167 | Ross | (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present? |
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| 168 | Rachel | I don’t know. Y’know, they didn’t get us anything. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E703/L167-168: , line(s) 703, Rachel says Monica/Chandler never got her and Ross an engagement present. But, as Ross points out (Episode E703/L97-98: , line(s) 703), he's only been engaged twice, to Carol and Emily. His marriage to Rachel was spur-of-the-moment, and he was never actually engaged to her (Episode E523/L600: , line(s) 523). |
| Episode 703, Lines 97-98 |
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| 97 | Chandler | Okay, we owe you a present. |
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| 98 | Ross | Two! I’ve been engaged twice! |
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| Episode 523, Lines 600-600 |
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| 600 | (ACTION) | Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!! |
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| 248 | Phoebe | Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that’s not happening ‘til October 15th, 2032. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E703/L248: , line(s) 703, Phoebe's vowed not to talk to her sister Ursula. But, in Episode E806/L23-34: , line(s) 806, Phoebe initiates a conversation w/ Ursula and even invites her to a party! (Episode E714/L118-121: , line(s) 714 doesn't count since it's a flashback). |
| Episode 806, Lines 23-34 |
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| 23 | [SCENE] | Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula. |
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| 24 | Phoebe | Ursula! (Ursula turns, smiles, and continues walking.) Wait! Err-err, it’s me! Phoebe! |
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| 25 | Ursula | Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye. (Starts to walk again.) |
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| 26 | Phoebe | Wait a second! So, what’s new with you? |
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| 27 | Ursula | Umm, nothing. I mean, I’m getting married next week. |
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| 28 | Phoebe | What?! |
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| 29 | Ursula | Yeah! Yeah, it’s gonna be a small ceremony. Just family. (Phoebe looks at her.) His. |
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| 30 | Phoebe | Huh. Okay. Well, I’m really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.) |
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| 31 | Ursula | Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess that’d be okay. |
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| 32 | Phoebe | Really? |
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| 33 | Ursula | Sure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day. |
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| 34 | Phoebe | Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying. |
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| Episode 714, Lines 118-121 |
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| 118 | [SCENE] | Scene: Phoebe’s birthday, she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it. |
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| 119 | Phoebe | Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) It’s for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth! |
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| 120 | Ursula | Right, why do you keep saying that? |
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| 121 | Phoebe | Because it’s our thirtieth birthday. |
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| Observation: A pigeon can't kill Phoebe in Episode E918/L204-205: , line(s) 918, because she won't die until 2032 (Episode E703/L248: , line(s) 703). (maybe her new psychic convinced her she might die sooner?) |
| Episode 918, Lines 204-205 |
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| 204 | Ross | Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon... |
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| 205 | Phoebe | As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish. |
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| 263 | Mr. Geller | I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer. |
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| 264 | Chandler | What did you do when they found out? |
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| 265 | Mr. Geller | They never did, so if you ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we? |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E703/L263-265: , line(s) 703, Mr Geller tells Chandler to "nod along" when he's giving legal advice to his in-laws, but in Episode E108/L59-64: , line(s) 108, Mr Geller's mother-in-law dies (and I'm guessing Pop-pop is Mr Geller's father-in-law, who's also dead). |
| Episode 108, Lines 59-64 |
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| 59 | (ACTION) | Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room. |
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| 60 | Ross | She looks so small. |
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| 61 | Monica | I know. |
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| 62 | Ross | Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now. |
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| 63 | Monica | G'bye, Nana. (She kisses her on the forehead.) |
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| 64 | Ross | Bye, Nana. |
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