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Episode 708: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byPatty Lin
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
With Help from: Didi Chow
19JoeySay hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
20RossWow, how many have you got?
22Opening Credits
23[SCENE]Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barcalounger. The girls are in the kitchen.
24JoeyHey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports team!
25ChandlerDoes South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.
Nitpick: In Episode E708/L19-25: , line(s) 708, Joey names 56 states, but then concedes South Oregon isn't a state, bringing his list down to 55. But, in Episode E708/L37-39: , line(s) 708, Joey says Ross' list of 46 states is missing 10 states; since Joey's list is down to 55, he should think Ross missed 9 states, not 10.
Episode 708, Lines 37-39
37ChandlerUh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)
38RossWhat? That's impossible.
39Joey46. Wow! Who's well educated now, Mr. I-forgot-ten-states?
117RachelWait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
118Chandler(scared) Is there a puppy here?
Nitpick: In Episode E708/L117-118: , line(s) 708, Chandler appears to be scared of puppies, but in Episode E605/L28-30: , line(s) 605, he (grudgingly) agrees to take care of some.
Episode 605, Lines 28-30
28Phoebe(coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
29MonicaOh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
30Chandler(not enthused) Yeah, all right.
121JoeyLook, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream.
122PhoebeYou don't like ice cream?
123RossIt's too cold.
124ChandlerOkay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.
125Ross(to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth.
Nitpick: Ross doesn't like ice cream (Episode E708/L121-125: , line(s) 708), but seems to be ok w/ frozen yogurt (Episode E315/L168: , line(s) 315). Ross enjoys ice cream with Elizabeth in Episode E618/L138: , line(s) 618 (below: 1017 from Episode I1017/E618/Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream/: , but if you watch carefully, Ross never actually eats ice cream in this scene), and with Marcel in Episode E212/L500: , line(s) 212 (below: 34 from Episode I34/E212/Ross and Marcel share an ice cream/: ). In Episode E103/L290-292: , line(s) 103, everyone seems to be eating ice cream, but, again, if you watch carefully, Ross is just holding a spoon and not actually eating anything (below: 1002 from Episode I1002/E103/Ross not-quite-eating ice cream/: ).
Episode 315, Lines 168-168
168RossOkay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Episode 618, Lines 138-138
138[SCENE]Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.
Episode 212, Lines 500-500
500[SCENE]"Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.
Episode 103, Lines 290-292
290[SCENE]Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.
291RachelRemember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.
292RossYeah. He could row like a viking.
Image below: Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream
Image below: Ross and Marcel share an ice cream
Image below: Ross not-quite-eating ice cream
152RachelYeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
154RachelSo were you guys together a long time?
155TagA year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
156RachelNow that she broke up with you?
Nitpick: In Episode E708/L152-157: , line(s) 708, Tag thinks he won't end up w/ his ex-girlfriend. But, in Episode E705/L258-264: , line(s) 705, we see they've broken up before and gotten back together. Why does Tag think they won't get together again?
Episode 705, Lines 258-264
258TagDo you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
259RachelWell, I-I’m startin’ too.
260TagAnd if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
261RachelYes! Hell yes!
262TagAll right then, it’s settled.
264TagI’m gettin’ back together with my ex-girlfriend.
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