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| 1 | Teleplay by | Zachary Rosenblatt
Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 244 | Monica | We’re gonna see each other naked. |
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| 245 | Chandler | Yep! |
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| 246 | Monica | Do you wanna do it at the same time? |
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| 247 | Chandler | Count of three? |
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| 248 | Monica | One! |
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| 249 | Chandler | Two! |
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| 250 | Monica | Two! |
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| 251 | Chandler | Monica and Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.) |
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| 252 | Chandler | Well I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined. |
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| 253 | Monica | Eh, we weren’t that close anyway! |
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| Observation: I think everyone's seen Monica naked. In Episode E113/L269-271: , line(s) 113, Joey does. In Episode E814/L85-87: , line(s) 814, Phoebe mentions she has. Ross probably has when they were younger, but also specifically in Episode E320/L245-246: , line(s) 320. As her husband, Chandler has many times, but for the first time in London (Episode E716/L244-253: , line(s) 716). It's not clear that Rachel has, though Episode E504/L2-7: , line(s) 504 strongly suggests this. |
| Episode 113, Lines 269-271 |
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| 269 | Joey | Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel) |
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| 270 | Monica | Joey!! What the hell were you doing?! |
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| 271 | Joey | Sorry. Wrong boobies. |
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| Episode 814, Lines 85-87 |
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| 85 | Phoebe | Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked! |
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| 86 | Monica | That’s different, we were roommates! And when?! |
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| 87 | Phoebe | I’m curious about the human body. |
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| Episode 320, Lines 245-246 |
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| 245 | Ross | Oh, fire! There, there’s a fire! Fire!! |
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| 246 | [SCENE] | He tries to blow it out, and obviously, it doesn’t work. He runs over to the sink to get a glass of water to put out the fire, but since Monica is in the shower the water pressure is very low and takes a long time to fill the glass. In desperation he takes the half full glass over and dumps it on the fire, it doesn’t work. He then picks up the dollhouse and considers bringing it over to the sink, but decides to take it into the bathroom and use the shower to put it out. He kicks open the door and we hear Monica scream at the top of her lungs. |
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| Episode 504, Lines 2-7 |
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| 2 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door. |
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| 3 | Monica | (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you. |
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| 4 | (ACTION) | Rachel enters. |
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| 5 | Rachel | Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God! |
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| 6 | Monica | (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap. |
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| 7 | Rachel | Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy! |
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| 261 | Joey | Hey no-no-no-no! It’s cool! It’s cool! I-I’ll only be a second, I’m still with my bridesmaid, I just—Where are those condoms you brought? |
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| 262 | Chandler | They’re in my bag over there. (Points.) |
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| 263 | Joey | Ah. (Joey walks to Chandler’s bag by getting as far away from Chandler’s bed as possible.) |
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| 264 | Chandler | Uh, could you leave me one? |
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| 265 | Joey | (pause) For just you? |
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| 266 | Chandler | Yeah. |
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| Observation: (from Brad Ramsay) In Episode E423/L652-654: , line(s) 423, Chandler notes he and Monica had sex 7 times in London, but in Episode E716/L261-266: , line(s) 716 Joey leaves him only one condom. Did they have sex unprotected 6 times? (Ed. note: maybe they (ick!) re-used the condom?). |
| Episode 423, Lines 652-654 |
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| 652 | Chandler | Oh wow, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I'm just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship. |
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| 653 | Monica | I know. How could we have let this happen? |
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| 654 | Chandler | Seven times! |
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