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Episode 718: The One With Joey's Award

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1Teleplay byBrian Boyle
Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
105JoeyHow’d you get over that teacher?
106RachelI didn’t. I got under him.
Observation: The joke in Episode E207/L147-149: , line(s) 207 is essentially the same as the joke in Episode E718/L105-106: , line(s) 718.
Episode 207, Lines 147-149
147RossWha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
148RachelOhh, ohh.
149RossWhen, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
192PhoebeOh my God! You’re right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before it’s too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesn’t get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Nitpick: In Episode E212/L126-127: , line(s) 212, Phoebe tells kids not to sleep with people to get them to like you. But, in Episode E718/L192: , line(s) 718, Phoebe seems shocked to realize that putting out doesn't get you love.
Episode 212, Lines 126-127
126[SceneLibrary. Phoebe is singing.]
127PHOEBE[singing] There'll be times when you get older
when you'll want to sleep with people
just to make them like you. . .
But don't.
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody
That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
240(ACTION)Phoebe notices the Soapie on the counter.
241PhoebeOh. (Picks it up.) It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y’know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in…
242Rachel(entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
243Phoebe…in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. (To an imaginary Neil Simon) Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words. (Blows him a kiss.)
Observation: Monica's joke (Episode E315/L8-11: , line(s) 315) probably inspired Phoebe's fantasy (Episode E718/L240-243: , line(s) 718).
Episode 315, Lines 8-11
8PhoebeI have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is.
9MonicaOkay, let’s start with the free messages outside the UN.
10PhoebeOh!! That’s my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.
11MonicaWow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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