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Episode 719: The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byAndrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
17EstelleThere’s just one thing. Do you have a problem with full frontal nudity?
18JoeyAre you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
19PhoebeWhat’s the matter?
20JoeyThey want me to be totally naked in the movie!
22JoeyI know! My grandmother’s gonna see this!
Observation: Joey seems to be indecisive about nudity. In Episode E719/L17-22: , line(s) 719, he's worried about full frontal nudity, partly because his grandmother will watch the movie. In Episode E204/L50-51: , line(s) 204, we find out he was in a porno (but couldn't go through with it). In Episode E106/L138-140: , line(s) 106, he doesn't seem to have a problem with nudity (though it's admittedly not full frontal), or even his mother seeing him (Episode E106/L231-234: , line(s) 106).
Episode 204, Lines 50-51
50RossYou were in a porno?
51JoeyAhh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.
Episode 106, Lines 138-140
138Joey...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.
139Monica(trying not to laugh) Oh my God.
140JoeyC'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
Episode 106, Lines 231-234
231JoeyYeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
232RachelOh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
233JoeyMy mom will.
234ChandlerSomething so sweet and...disturbing about that.
44MonicaI know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.
45Rachel(laughs) Well okay—Well don’t ruin it! Just play along at least!
46MonicaOkay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.)
47Rachel(To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
Nitpick: In Episode E719/L44-47: , line(s) 719, Rachel seems shocked that she has to throw Monica a bridal shower, but in Episode E706/L208: , line(s) 706, she specifically mentions a shower to Phoebe.
Episode 706, Lines 208-208
208RachelWell y’know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower! (Runs out.)
Original scripts courtesy:
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