| # | Speaker | Line |
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| 1 | Written by | Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 17 | Estelle | There’s just one thing. Do you have a problem with full frontal nudity? |
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| 18 | Joey | Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.) |
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| 19 | Phoebe | What’s the matter? |
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| 20 | Joey | They want me to be totally naked in the movie! |
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| 21 | Monica | Wow! |
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| 22 | Joey | I know! My grandmother’s gonna see this! |
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| Observation: Joey seems to be indecisive about nudity. In Episode E719/L17-22: , line(s) 719, he's worried about full frontal nudity, partly because his grandmother will watch the movie. In Episode E204/L50-51: , line(s) 204, we find out he was in a porno (but couldn't go through with it). In Episode E106/L138-140: , line(s) 106, he doesn't seem to have a problem with nudity (though it's admittedly not full frontal), or even his mother seeing him (Episode E106/L231-234: , line(s) 106). |
| Episode 204, Lines 50-51 |
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| 50 | Ross | You were in a porno? |
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| 51 | Joey | Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it. |
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| Episode 106, Lines 138-140 |
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| 138 | Joey | ...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. |
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| 139 | Monica | (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. |
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| 140 | Joey | C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! |
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| Episode 106, Lines 231-234 |
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| 231 | Joey | Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and... |
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| 232 | Rachel | Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell. |
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| 233 | Joey | My mom will. |
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| 234 | Chandler | Something so sweet and...disturbing about that. |
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| 44 | Monica | I know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower. |
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| 45 | Rachel | (laughs) Well okay—Well don’t ruin it! Just play along at least! |
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| 46 | Monica | Okay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.) |
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| 47 | Rachel | (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E719/L44-47: , line(s) 719, Rachel seems shocked that she has to throw Monica a bridal shower, but in Episode E706/L208: , line(s) 706, she specifically mentions a shower to Phoebe. |
| Episode 706, Lines 208-208 |
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| 208 | Rachel | Well y’know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower! (Runs out.) |
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