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Episode 722: The One With Chandler's Dad

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Teleplay byBrian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
Story by: Greg Malins
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
113JoeyWell, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women’s underwear!
114PhoebeI know. They were mine.
115JoeyOh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, that’s weird!
116PhoebeNo, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
117JoeyThat’s weird!
Nitpick: In Episode E722/L113-117: , line(s) 722, Joey seems really shocked that Phoebe's boyfriend tried on her underwear. But when Chandler does this in Episode E212/L467-473: , line(s) 212, Joey seems remarkably calm.
Episode 212, Lines 467-473
467JOEYAre you naked in there?
468CHANDLERNot exactly. . . I'm wearin panties.
469JOEYHuh, you uh, you always wear panties?
470CHANDLERNo, no, this is the first time.
471JOEYWow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
472CHANDLERI was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
473JOEYWell, let me see.
183PolicemanYou’re an Aquarius, huh?
184RachelI bet you’re a Gemini.
Nitpick: In Episode E405/L9-10: , line(s) 405, Rachel says her birthday is May 5th, but in Episode E722/L183-184: , line(s) 722, a policeman notes Rachel's an Aquarius (which would put her birthday between January 21st and February 19th). In Episode E717/L62-63: , line(s) 717, we learn Monica's wedding is May 15th, 10 days after Rachel's birthday, but Rachel celebrates her birthday in Episode E714/L2-4: , line(s) 714, and Monica's wedding is in Episode E723/L576-578: , line(s) 723, 9 episodes later. That's a long 10 days! Interestingly, in Episode E722/L251-253: , line(s) 722, Monica says her wedding is in "two weeks". And they can't even be celebrating Rachel's birthday early again (like they did in Episode E518/L275-279: , line(s) 518), because in Episode E714/L25: , line(s) 714, Rachel says she's still 29 in Guam (implying she's 30 in New York). [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself]
Episode 405, Lines 9-10
9GuntherWhen's your birthday?
10RachelMay fifth, why?
Episode 717, Lines 62-63
62Megan(To Monica) So when are you getting married?
63MonicaOh May 15th.
Episode 714, Lines 2-4
2[SCENE]Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.
3RossHappy birthday!!!
4MonicaHappy birthday!!!
Episode 723, Lines 576-578
576(ACTION)Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other’s fingers.
577JoeyWe good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.
578(ACTION)They kiss and everyone applauds.
Episode 722, Lines 251-253
251ChandlerActually Monica and I are engaged.
252HelenaReally?! Congratulations. When’s the big day?
253Monica(looks at Chandler) In…in two weeks.
Episode 518, Lines 275-279
275(ACTION)Rachel enters.
276Phoebe(noticing her) Oh, look! Look! Look!
278RachelWhat?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
279MonicaThat's the surprise!
Episode 714, Lines 25-25
25RachelY’know, I’m still 29 in Guam.
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
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