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| 1 | Written by | Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 2 | [SCENE] | Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom. |
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| 3 | Joey | Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back. |
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| 4 | Rachel | (looking at her fingers) Oh my…God! Let me see that! (Grabs the book from him.) |
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| 5 | Joey | (laughing) You fall for it every time! |
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| Observation: In Episode E809/L2-5: , line(s) 809, it's surprising Rachel falls for Joey's tricks since Phoebe's already been pregnant and presumably none of these things happened to her. |
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| 11 | Monica | (entering) Oh good you’re all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four o’clock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school? |
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| 12 | Rachel | No. |
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| 13 | Monica | He was in Ross’s class…marching band…kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend. |
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| Observation: In Episode E809/L11-13: , line(s) 809, Monica's of course joking about being Will's thin friend, since Ross was also Will's friend (Episode E809/L80-81: , line(s) 809) and was much thinner than Monica. |
| Episode 809, Lines 80-81 |
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| 80 | Monica | Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming. |
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| 81 | Will | Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross! |
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| 48 | Phoebe | Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So how’s the game? |
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| 49 | Chandler | I have no idea. |
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| 50 | Phoebe | What? |
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| 51 | Chandler | Yeah! I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E907/L149-152: , line(s) 907, Chandler implies he doesn't like watching football and in Episode E809/L48-51: , line(s) 809, he's watching football just to avoid helping; but in Episode E309/L2-5: , line(s) 309, he seems to enjoy it. |
| Episode 907, Lines 149-152 |
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| 149 | Joey | Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game. |
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| 150 | Chandler | Football? Just football? |
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| 151 | Joey | Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing. |
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| 152 | Chandler | It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size....) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door....) What are you doing? |
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| Episode 309, Lines 2-5 |
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| 2 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner. |
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| 3 | The Guys | (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww! |
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| 4 | Phoebe | Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help. |
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| 5 | The Guys | We will. (they don’t move) |
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| 151 | Joey | (quietly) Oh. How-how big is that? |
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| 152 | Monica | About nineteen pounds. |
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| 153 | Joey | (To Rachel) It’s like me when I was born. |
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| Observation: In Episode E519/L64: , line(s) 519, Joey says he weighed 27 pounds at birth; in Episode E809/L151-153: , line(s) 809, he compares himself to a 19-pound turkey (he's probably approximating). |
| Episode 519, Lines 64-64 |
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| 64 | Joey | Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so… |
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| 159 | Will | I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip.) |
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| Observation: There's an excellent bit of continuity in Episode E809/L159: , line(s) 809 when Will makes a reference to "Rachel-land", just like Ross did in Episode E119/L218: , line(s) 119. |
| Episode 119, Lines 218-218 |
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| 218 | Ross | Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings... |
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| 185 | Rachel | So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club. |
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| Observation: In Episode E809/L185: , line(s) 809, Rachel says she and Ross went out for 2 years. Actually, they start dating in Episode E215/L36-43: , line(s) 215, and stop dating in Episode E315/L167-170: , line(s) 315, which is one year. |
| Episode 215, Lines 36-43 |
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| 36 | ROSS | [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight. |
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| 37 | RACHEL | OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves] |
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| 38 | ROSS | Bye guys. |
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| 39 | ALL | Bye. |
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| 40 | MONICA | [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight? |
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| 41 | CHANDLER and JOEY | Hey, yo. [they move from out of in front of the TV] |
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| 42 | MONICA | What's tonight? |
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| 43 | RACHEL | It is our first official date. Our first date. |
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| Episode 315, Lines 167-170 |
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| 167 | Rachel | I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break. |
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| 168 | Ross | Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door) |
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| 169 | Rachel | No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us. |
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| 170 | (ACTION) | Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him. |
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