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Episode 811: The One With Ross's Big Step Forward

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byRobert Carlock
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
8PhoebeWait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?
10PhoebeThis is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.
11RachelReally?! So this has happened to you?
12PhoebeOh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, y’know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.
13RachelWow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa’s lap.
Nitpick: In Episode E811/L8-13: , line(s) 811, Rachel says it's her 4th month of pregnancy and she sat on Santas' laps "last week", so it must be near Xmastime. Even if it's only November, this means Rachel got pregnant no earlier than July. But, Rachel's pregnant at Monica's wedding (Episode E723/L583-589: , line(s) 723), which is on May 15th (Episode E717/L62-63: , line(s) 717). This is actually part of the more general summers-don't-exist problem. [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself]
Episode 723, Lines 583-589
583ChandlerPhoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
584MonicaI didn’t take a pregnancy test.
585ChandlerThen…who did?
586[SCENE]Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.
587PhoebeOh and they’re gonna have a baby.
589(ACTION)The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.
Episode 717, Lines 62-63
62Megan(To Monica) So when are you getting married?
63MonicaOh May 15th.
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