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Episode 813: The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byVanessa McCarthy
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
With Help From: Dan Gottleib
80MonicaBoy, do I have a surprise for you!
81ChandlerSex on the balcony?
82MonicaNo, but someone’s really not going to get over that idea, are they?
83ChandlerWhat is it?
84MonicaI drew you a bath!
85ChandlerHoney, I don’t like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Observation: In Episode E813/L80-85: , line(s) 813 Chandler's request for sex on the balcony isn't completely unprecedented, as Monica's had sex on the terrace with Fun Bobby before (Episode E204/L27-28: , line(s) 204). Of course, she might be more reluctant now that Ross lives across the street.
Episode 204, Lines 27-28
27MonicaWhat have I not told you?
28PhoebeOh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
271JoeyIt’s no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. It’s just a crush! It’s going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
272Phoebe(checking for herself) (To Monica) Mazel tov.
273Rachel(entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be replaced.)
Observation: In Episode E113/L80-83: , line(s) 113, Chandler refuses to show Rachel his peepee to make up for seeing her boobies. In Episode E813/L271-273: , line(s) 813, Rachel does finally see this.
Episode 113, Lines 80-83
80RossAlright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
81ChandlerY'know, I don't see that happening?
82RachelC'mon, he's right. Tit for tat.
83ChandlerWell I'm not showing you my 'tat.'
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
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