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Episode 822: The One Where Rachel Is Late

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Written byShana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
190JoeyUh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You’ve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?
192JoeyGive me a number, I don’t want to owe you anything!
193ChandlerYou don’t owe me anything, I don’t want you money…
194JoeyAh-ah-ah! We’re doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?
195ChandlerI don’t know, five hundred dollars?
196JoeyOkay, five hundred dollars. What else?
197ChandlerWell then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots.
198JoeyOkay, so that’s another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that’s… (Pauses to figure it out.)
199ChandlerDo you want a calculator?
201ChandlerHere! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)
202JoeyAll right, what else?
203ChandlerWell uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…
204JoeyWhich we’re still keeping under our hats!
205ChandlerUh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
206JoeyWhat the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man."
207ChandlerYes, money well spent!
208JoeyYeah. Okay, what else? Rent!
209ChandlerOkay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food…
210JoeyOkay. Okay, so I’m writing you a check for…So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?
Observation: In Episode E618/L28-29: , line(s) 618, Chandler immediately knows how much Joey owes him, but in Episode E822/L190-210: , line(s) 822, they need a long calculation to figure this out (Chandler was probably just joking in Episode 618).
Episode 618, Lines 28-29
28JoeyNo-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!
29ChandlerYou do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred…
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