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Episode 916: The One With The Boob Job

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

1Friends TV Show Season Guide
190RossIf you have to call me name, I prefer Ross the Divorcer. It's just cooler. Look...I know my marriages haven't exactly worked out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Caroline and I had some good times before she became a lesbian! And once afterward. I'm sorry.
Observation: Episode E923/L270-274: , line(s) 923 and Episode E916/L190: , line(s) 916 explains how Carol got pregnant (Episode E102/L35-36: , line(s) 102) a year after becoming a lesbian (Episode E306/L268-269: , line(s) 306). (flashback episode 306 occurs over a year before Episode 102)
Episode 923, Lines 270-274
270RossMy wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
271CharlieRight and then everybody finds out and they're like: "Oh, I knew all along"
272RossI know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
273CharlieI know!
274RossAnd then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?
Episode 102, Lines 35-36
35CarolI'm pregnant.
Episode 306, Lines 268-269
268RossMy wife’s a lesbian.
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