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| 1 | Written by | Jeffrey Astrof and Mike Sikowitz.
Transcribed by: Ruth Curran |
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| 56 | Monica | OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table. |
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| 57 | All | Whoooaa! |
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| 58 | Ross | That's my sister. |
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| Observation: In the flashback episode (Episode 306: The One With The Flashback, line(s) 244-246), Ross and Phoebe nearly have sex on a pool table. In the lines above, Ross seems surprised his sister would do the same thing. |
| Episode 306, Lines 244-246 |
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| 244 | Phoebe | And you’re so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And you’re kind (kisses him on the lips) |
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| 245 | Ross | Thanks. (kisses her on the lips) |
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| 246 | (ACTION) | They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table. |
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| 64 | Ross | Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.' |
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| 65 | All | No way! |
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| 66 | Ross | The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Ross says he and Carol banned from Disneyland in 1989. But in Episode 704: The One With Rachel's Assistant, line(s) 93, we find out Ross visited Disneyland his junior year in college. Either Ross' junior year was before 1989 (which would be inconsistent with other chronology), or both incidents refer to the same trip (or Ross went to Disneyland twice in 1989?), or the ban applied only to both him and Carol (but not to either of them individually), or Ross simply ignored the ban. |
| Episode 704, Lines 93-93 |
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| 93 | Monica | Really? Okay, so why don’t you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland? |
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| 118 | Phoebe | (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down) |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Phoebe sings that she stays away from dairy, but the song obviously doesn't reflect her personal views. In Episode 103: The One With The Thumb, line(s) 290, she eats ice cream w/ everyone as they mope over Monica's breakup w/ Alan (below: Phoebe eating ice cream from Episode 103: The One With The Thumb). In Episode 112: The One With The Dozen Lasagnas, line(s) 207, we see she carries milk in a thermos (Rachel's probably too stunned to get some from the fridge), and in Episode 212: The One After the Superbowl, line(s) 491-492 and Episode 906: The One With The Male Nanny, line(s) 12, she puts milk in her coffee. In below: Phoebe pours herself some milk from Episode 216: The One Where Joey Moves Out and below: Phoebe drinks the milk she poured from Episode 216: The One Where Joey Moves Out, Phoebe pours herself some milk and drinks it. She also takes a swig of milk in Episode 507: The One Where Ross Moves In, line(s) 233, but this is mostly to protect Central Perk. I also don't count Episode 202: The One With The Breast Milk, line(s) 102, because human breast milk doesn't really qualify as dairy. |
| Episode 103, Lines 290-290 |
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| 290 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream. |
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| Episode 112, Lines 207-207 |
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| 207 | Phoebe | Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better? |
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| Episode 212, Lines 491-492 |
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| 491 | CHANDLER | Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you? |
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| 492 | PHOEBE | I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on. |
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| Episode 906, Lines 12-12 |
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| 12 | Scene |
Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee. |
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| Episode 507, Lines 233-233 |
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| 233 | Phoebe | Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! That—this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go! |
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| Episode 202, Lines 102-102 |
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| 102 | Phoebe | Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.) |
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| Image below: Phoebe eating ice cream |
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| Image below: Phoebe pours herself some milk |
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| Image below: Phoebe drinks the milk she poured |
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| 147 | Phoebe | This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything. |
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| Observation: In Episode 114: The One With The Candy Hearts, line(s) 113-124, Monica, Rachel, Joey, Ross find out Chandler spent the night w/ Janice. I guess Phoebe was right about always being the last to know (the lines above). |
| Episode 114, Lines 113-124 |
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| 113 | Monica | Rach, come see who's out here! |
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| 114 | (ACTION) | Rachel comes out. |
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| 115 | Rachel | Oh my god. Janice, hi! |
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| 116 | Chandler | Janice is gonna go away now. |
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| 117 | Monica | I'll be right back. |
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| 118 | (ACTION) | Joey enters from the stairs. |
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| 119 | Rachel | Oh, Joey, look who it is. |
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| 120 | Joey | (in disbelief) Whoa. |
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| 121 | Chandler | Oh, good, Joey's home now. |
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| 122 | Janice | This is so fun. This is like a reunion in the hall. |
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| 123 | (ACTION) | Monica comes out with her cordless phone. |
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| 124 | Monica | Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call. |
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| 149 | Phoebe | Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last. |
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| Observation: As nearly as I can tell, there are 2 references to a peacock biting Chandler: the lines above and Episode 110: The One With The Monkey, line(s) 246. |
| Episode 110, Lines 246-246 |
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| 246 | Chandler | (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves) |
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| 173 | Rachel | Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner. |
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| 174 | Mr. Heckles | Er, yeah, it's mine. |
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| 175 | Phoebe | (trying to hold back the struggling cat) He seems to hate you. Are you sure? |
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| 176 | Mr. Heckles | Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat. |
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| 177 | Phoebe | Wait a minute. What's his name? |
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| 178 | Mr. Heckles | Ehhhh... B-Buttons. |
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| 179 | Rachel | Bob Buttons? |
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| 180 | Mr. Heckles | Mmm. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. |
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| 181 | Phoebe | (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man! |
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| 182 | Mr. Heckles | (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat. |
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| Observation: In Episode 116: The One With Two Parts: Part One, line(s) 217-219, Heckles claims he could have cats, a nice reference back to the lines above when he tried to steal Paolo's. |
| Episode 116, Lines 217-219 |
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| 217 | Mr.Heckles | I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can’t sleep. |
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| 218 | Rachel | You don’t even have cats. |
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| 219 | Mr.Heckles | I could have cats. |
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| 210 | Paolo | (something in Italian, he is apparently attracted to Phoebe) |
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| 211 | Phoebe | (smiling) You betcha! |
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| Nitpick: Phoebe doesn't understand Paolo (the lines above), but speaks fluent Italian to Joey's grandmother (Episode 519: The One Where Ross Can't Flirt, line(s) 82-83). (maybe she learned it sometime between those two episodes?) |
| Episode 519, Lines 82-83 |
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| 82 | (ACTION) | Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on… |
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| 83 | Joey | Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian? |
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