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Episode 111: The One With Mrs. Bing
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Written by | Alexa Junge
Transcribed by: guineapig |
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| 6 | Monica | Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. |
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| 7 | Phoebe | Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma. |
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| Observation: |
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| 118 | Mrs. Bing | No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off. |
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| Observation: |
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| 142 | Joey | You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom! |
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| Nitpick: |
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| 153 | Joey | You don't think my mom's sexy? |
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| 154 | Ross | Well... not in the same way... |
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| 155 | Joey | I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? |
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| Nitpick: |
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| 324 | Rachel | Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. |
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| 325 | Monica | What's a 'niffle'? |
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| 326 | Joey | You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. |
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| 327 | Rachel | Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist... |
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| 328 | Ross | Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those! |
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| Observation: |
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