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Episode 111: The One With Mrs. Bing

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#SpeakerLine
1Written byAlexa Junge
Transcribed by: guineapig
6MonicaOh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
7PhoebeWhere? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma.
Observation:
 
118Mrs. BingNo. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Observation:
 
142JoeyYou don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Nitpick:
 
153JoeyYou don't think my mom's sexy?
154RossWell... not in the same way...
155JoeyI'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Nitpick:
 
324RachelOkay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'.
325MonicaWhat's a 'niffle'?
326JoeyYou usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.
327RachelAlright, alright, so I'm not a great typist...
328RossWait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Observation:
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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