| # | Speaker | Line |
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| 1 | Written by | Chris Brown
Transcribed by: Dan Silverstein |
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| 21 | Joey | (sigh)... It's a fertility study. |
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| 22 | (ACTION) | Rachel laughs. |
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| 23 | Monica | Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time. |
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| 24 | Joey | Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars. |
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| Observation: In Episode 617: The One With The Unagi, line(s) 15-17, Joey mentions having medical experiments done on him. We see one example of this in the lines above. |
| Episode 617, Lines 15-17 |
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| 15 | Joey | Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time! |
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| 16 | Chandler | (reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation. |
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| 17 | Joey | No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Let’s see uh, well I don’t want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office y’know? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh? |
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| 59 | Phoebe | Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun. |
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| Observation: Phoebe's line in the lines above is probably not a Star Wars reference, but it sort of sounds like one. |
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| 81 | Joey | He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food. |
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| 82 | Chandler | Course there, they just call it food. |
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| Observation: Ross' joke in Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies, line(s) 146-147 is a less funny version of Chandler's joke in the lines above. |
| Episode 703, Lines 146-147 |
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| 146 | Chandler | Why do they put so much steam in there?! |
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| 147 | Ross | ‘Cause otherwise they’d have to call it the room room. |
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