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Episode 206: The One With The Baby On the Bus

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

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1Written byBetsy Borns
Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips
With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
40RossWhat about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital.
41JoeyWe'll watch him.
42RossI don't think tho.
43JoeyWhat? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?
Nitpick: In Episode 111: The One With Mrs. Bing, line(s) 153-155, Joey says his mom gave birth to 7 children, which would mean him and 6 siblings. In the lines above, Joey says he has 7 sisters, and Episode 303: The One With All The Jam, line(s) 165-168 confirms this. We know the names of 6 of Joey's sisters: Gina, Dina (both Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 154-159), Mary Angela, Mary Theresa (both Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 264-266), Cookie (Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 289-291), and Tina (Episode 113: The One With The Boobies, line(s) 250). The scene in Episode 903: The One With The Pediatrician, line(s) 182-184 may be a reference to this inconsistency.
Episode 111, Lines 153-155
153JoeyYou don't think my mom's sexy?
154RossWell... not in the same way...
155JoeyI'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Episode 303, Lines 165-168
165MonicaOkay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. (they all turn and look at Joey) Oh my God, under personal comments: 'New York Knicks, rule!'
166JoeyYeah, the Knicks rule!
167MonicaJoey, this is you!
168JoeyLet me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right.
Episode 311, Lines 154-159
154PhoebeHow can you not know which one?
155RachelI mean that’s unbelievable.
156MonicaI mean, was it Gina?
157RossWhich one is Gina?
158RachelDark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.
159MonicaNo, no, no, that’s Dina.
Episode 311, Lines 264-266
264Joey’s SisterSo! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
265ChandlerAhhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela.
266Joey’s SisterNo, I’m Mary-Theresa.
Episode 311, Lines 289-291
289ChandlerYou’ve got it. (he starts to look at his sister’s, but he still doesn’t know which one is Mary-Angela.)
290JoeyCookie, now you can punch him!
291ChandlerWhat?! (Cookie punches him)
Episode 113, Lines 250-250
250JoeyYeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Episode 903, Lines 182-184
182PhoebeMike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
183Mike(Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
184JoeyWhat are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!!
 
161PhoebeRight. My name was on there (The chalk sign out front), but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
162StephanieAll of them.
163PhoebeOh yeah, so you know D?
164StephanieYeah.
165PhoebeOk, do you know A minor?
Nitpick: Phoebe knows guitar chord names in the lines above, but not in Episode 511: The One With All The Resolutions, line(s) 93.
Episode 511, Lines 93-93
93PhoebeOkay, lesson one: chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note: For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)
 
224(ACTION)A kid runs up, who looks like, or will look a lot like Phoebe's brother.
225KidHi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.
Nitpick: Frank Jr (Episode 221: The One With The Bullies, line(s) 224-225, below: Phoebe's younger brother Frank Jr from Episode 221: The One With The Bullies) and the kid who donated a condom (the lines above, below: Kid who donated a condom from this episode) are both played by Giovanni Ribisi, but Phoebe doesn't notice the resemblance. (maybe Frank Jr visited Manhattan earlier, and they both forgot this meeting? or Frank has a twin brother? but, most likely, it's probably the same reason Ross doesn't notice that his ex-wife looks totally different the 2nd time he sees her!)
Episode 221, Lines 224-225
224FRANKYeah. What? [a young guy comes around the corner]
225PHOEBEOh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
Image below: Phoebe's younger brother Frank Jr
Image below: Kid who donated a condom
 
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