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Episode 303: The One With All The Jam
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Written by | Wil Calhoun
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 26 | Phoebe | (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you. |
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| 27 | Guy | You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters.... |
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| Observation: Phoebe/Ursula's stalker (the lines above) is played by David Arquette, who later married Courtney Cox. |
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| 165 | Monica | Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. (they all turn and look at Joey) Oh my God, under personal comments: 'New York Knicks, rule!' |
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| 166 | Joey | Yeah, the Knicks rule! |
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| 167 | Monica | Joey, this is you! |
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| 168 | Joey | Let me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 111: The One With Mrs. Bing, line(s) 153-155, Joey says his mom gave birth to 7 children, which would mean him and 6 siblings. In Episode 206: The One With The Baby On the Bus, line(s) 40-43, Joey says he has 7 sisters, and the lines above confirms this. We know the names of 6 of Joey's sisters: Gina, Dina (both Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 154-159), Mary Angela, Mary Theresa (both Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 264-266), Cookie (Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 289-291), and Tina (Episode 113: The One With The Boobies, line(s) 250). The scene in Episode 903: The One With The Pediatrician, line(s) 182-184 may be a reference to this inconsistency. |
| Episode 111, Lines 153-155 |
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| 153 | Joey | You don't think my mom's sexy? |
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| 154 | Ross | Well... not in the same way... |
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| 155 | Joey | I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? |
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| Episode 206, Lines 40-43 |
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| 40 | Ross | What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital. |
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| 41 | Joey | We'll watch him. |
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| 42 | Ross | I don't think tho. |
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| 43 | Joey | What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we? |
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| Episode 311, Lines 154-159 |
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| 154 | Phoebe | How can you not know which one? |
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| 155 | Rachel | I mean that’s unbelievable. |
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| 156 | Monica | I mean, was it Gina? |
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| 157 | Ross | Which one is Gina? |
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| 158 | Rachel | Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings. |
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| 159 | Monica | No, no, no, that’s Dina. |
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| Episode 311, Lines 264-266 |
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| 264 | Joey’s Sister | So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips. |
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| 265 | Chandler | Ahhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela. |
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| 266 | Joey’s Sister | No, I’m Mary-Theresa. |
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| Episode 311, Lines 289-291 |
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| 289 | Chandler | You’ve got it. (he starts to look at his sister’s, but he still doesn’t know which one is Mary-Angela.) |
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| 290 | Joey | Cookie, now you can punch him! |
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| 291 | Chandler | What?! (Cookie punches him) |
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| Episode 113, Lines 250-250 |
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| 250 | Joey | Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today. |
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| Episode 903, Lines 182-184 |
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| 182 | Phoebe | Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have? |
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| 183 | Mike | (Joey holds up six fingers) Six! |
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| 184 | Joey | What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!! |
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