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| 1 | Written by | Scott Silveri & Shana Goldnerg-Meehan.
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 24 | Phoebe | No, I know, I’m just nervous. Y'know it’s just y'know Mom’s dead, don’t talk to my sister, Grandma’s been sleeping a lot lately. It’s like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. You’re so sweet to wait with me. |
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| 25 | Rachel | Well, actually Gunther sent me. You’re not allowed to have cups out here, it’s a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside) |
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| Observation: Phoebe can't take cups outside Central Perk (the lines above), but Rachel can (Episode 321: The One With A Chick. And A Duck, line(s) 8). (probably another example of Gunther's crush on Rachel or maybe the rules changed?) |
| Episode 321, Lines 8-8 |
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| 8 | Gunther | (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa. |
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| 31 | Chandler | Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad. |
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| 32 | Ross | Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities. |
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| Not a nitpick: Mrs Geller adds Gunther to her "list" (Episode 723: The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, line(s) 233-240), even though it's only for celebrities (the lines above), but that's ok since Gunther was a celebrity (Episode 219: The One Where Eddie Won't Go, line(s) 147-152). (the elder Gellers may not know this; their "list" game may allow any 5? people, not just celebrities). |
| Episode 723, Lines 233-240 |
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| 233 | Mrs. Geller | I certainly see why the girls like coming here. |
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| 234 | Ross | Why?! |
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| 235 | Mrs. Geller | The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.) |
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| 236 | Ross | (shocked) Gunther?! |
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| 237 | Mr. Geller | Your mother just added him to her list. |
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| 238 | Ross | What? Your-your list? |
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| 239 | Mrs. Geller | Yeah, the list that—of people we’re allowed to sleep… |
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| 240 | Ross | Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I’m looking for him? |
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| Episode 219, Lines 147-152 |
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| 147 | JOEY | Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show. |
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| 148 | GUNTHER | Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it? |
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| 149 | JOEY | I fell down an elevator shaft. |
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| 150 | GUNTHER | That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche. |
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| 151 | JOEY | What? |
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| 152 | GUNTHER | I used to be Bryce on All My Children. |
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| 38 | Monica | First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list. |
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| 39 | Joey | It’s just a game Mon. (makes a ‘Can-you-believe-her’ face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you? |
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| 40 | Rachel | Oh, I don’t know, I guess, Chris O’Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson. |
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| Observation: Sean Cassidy's not on Rachel's list (the lines above), though she wanted to buy him (Episode 521: The One With The Ball, line(s) 58-60). |
| Episode 521, Lines 58-60 |
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| 58 | Rachel | All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl. |
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| 59 | Ross | You bought Shawn Cassidy! |
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| 60 | Rachel | Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready? |
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| 169 | Frank | You-you work at one of those massage parlors? |
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| 170 | Phoebe | Well, y'know we don’t call it that, but yeah! |
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| 171 | Frank | (starts laughing) Wow! That’s wild! No, I had no idea. |
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| 172 | Phoebe | All righty. I’ll be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me? |
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| 173 | Frank | You mean like watch? |
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| 174 | Phoebe | No, no, you can get one yourself. It’ll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for? |
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| 175 | Frank | Well, I don’t think this, y'know. |
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| 176 | Phoebe | No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited? |
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| Observation: Phoebe says it's weird massaging her half-brother (the lines above), but not Monica (Episode 814: The One With The Secret Closet, line(s) 83-89). |
| Episode 814, Lines 83-89 |
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| 83 | Phoebe | Why won’t you let me massage you? |
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| 84 | Monica | Well it’s…I mean I’d just—I’d be self-conscious. You’re my friend; I’d be naked. |
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| 85 | Phoebe | Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked! |
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| 86 | Monica | That’s different, we were roommates! And when?! |
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| 87 | Phoebe | I’m curious about the human body. |
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| 88 | Monica | Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me. |
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| 89 | Phoebe | But I’m a professional! And I’m really good! Look, if you’re uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please? |
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