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1 | Written by | Scott Silveri & Shana Goldnerg-Meehan. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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24 | Phoebe | No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me. |
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25 | Rachel | Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside) |
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Observation: Phoebe can't take cups outside Central Perk (Episode E305/L24-25: , line(s) 305), but Rachel can (Episode E321/L8: , line(s) 321). (probably another example of Gunther's crush on Rachel or maybe the rules changed?) |
Episode 321, Lines 8-8 |
8 | Gunther | (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa. |
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31 | Chandler | Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad. |
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32 | Ross | Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities. |
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Not a nitpick: Mrs Geller adds Gunther to her "list" (Episode E723/L233-240: , line(s) 723), even though it's only for celebrities (Episode E305/L31-32: , line(s) 305), but that's ok since Gunther was a celebrity (Episode E219/L147-152: , line(s) 219). (the elder Gellers may not know this; their "list" game may allow any 5? people, not just celebrities). |
Episode 723, Lines 233-240 |
233 | Mrs. Geller | I certainly see why the girls like coming here. |
234 | Ross | Why?! |
235 | Mrs. Geller | The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.) |
236 | Ross | (shocked) Gunther?! |
237 | Mr. Geller | Your mother just added him to her list. |
238 | Ross | What? Your-your list? |
239 | Mrs. Geller | Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
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240 | Ross | Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him? |
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Episode 219, Lines 147-152 |
147 | JOEY | Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show. |
148 | GUNTHER | Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it? |
149 | JOEY | I fell down an elevator shaft. |
150 | GUNTHER | That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche. |
151 | JOEY | What? |
152 | GUNTHER | I used to be Bryce on All My Children. |
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38 | Monica | First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list. |
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39 | Joey | Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you? |
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40 | Rachel | Oh, I dont know, I guess, Chris ODonnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson. |
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Observation: Sean Cassidy's not on Rachel's list (Episode E305/L38-40: , line(s) 305), though she wanted to buy him (Episode E521/L58-60: , line(s) 521). |
Episode 521, Lines 58-60 |
58 | Rachel | All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl. |
59 | Ross | You bought Shawn Cassidy! |
60 | Rachel | Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready? |
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169 | Frank | You-you work at one of those massage parlors? |
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170 | Phoebe | Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah! |
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171 | Frank | (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea. |
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172 | Phoebe | All righty. Ill be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me? |
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173 | Frank | You mean like watch? |
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174 | Phoebe | No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for? |
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175 | Frank | Well, I dont think this, y'know. |
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176 | Phoebe | No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited? |
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Observation: Phoebe says it's weird massaging her half-brother (Episode E305/L169-176: , line(s) 305), but not Monica (Episode E814/L83-89: , line(s) 814). |
Episode 814, Lines 83-89 |
83 | Phoebe | Why wont you let me massage you? |
84 | Monica | Well its
I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked. |
85 | Phoebe | Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked! |
86 | Monica | Thats different, we were roommates! And when?! |
87 | Phoebe | Im curious about the human body. |
88 | Monica | Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me. |
89 | Phoebe | But Im a professional! And Im really good! Look, if youre uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please? |
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