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| 1 | Written by | Michael Borkow
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 8 | Phoebe | I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is. |
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| 9 | Monica | Okay, let’s start with the free messages outside the UN. |
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| 10 | Phoebe | Oh!! That’s my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace. |
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| 11 | Monica | Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from? |
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| Observation: Monica's joke (the lines above) probably inspired Phoebe's fantasy (Episode 718: The One With Joey's Award, line(s) 240-243). |
| Episode 718, Lines 240-243 |
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| 240 | (ACTION) | Phoebe notices the Soapie on the counter. |
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| 241 | Phoebe | Oh. (Picks it up.) It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y’know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in… |
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| 242 | Rachel | (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00. |
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| 243 | Phoebe | …in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. (To an imaginary Neil Simon) Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words. (Blows him a kiss.) |
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| 167 | Rachel | I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break. |
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| 168 | Ross | Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door) |
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| Nitpick: Ross doesn't like ice cream (Episode 708: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, line(s) 121-125), but seems to be ok w/ frozen yogurt (the lines above). Ross enjoys ice cream with Elizabeth in Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student, line(s) 138 (below: Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student, but if you watch carefully, Ross never actually eats ice cream in this scene), and with Marcel in Episode 212: The One After the Superbowl, line(s) 500 (below: Ross and Marcel share an ice cream from Episode 212: The One After the Superbowl). In Episode 103: The One With The Thumb, line(s) 290-292, everyone seems to be eating ice cream, but, again, if you watch carefully, Ross is just holding a spoon and not actually eating anything (below: Ross not-quite-eating ice cream from Episode 103: The One With The Thumb). |
| Episode 708, Lines 121-125 |
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| 121 | Joey | Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream. |
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| 122 | Phoebe | You don't like ice cream? |
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| 123 | Ross | It's too cold. |
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| 124 | Chandler | Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. |
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| 125 | Ross | (to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth. |
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| Episode 618, Lines 138-138 |
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| 138 | [SCENE] | Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date. |
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| Episode 212, Lines 500-500 |
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| 500 | [SCENE] | "Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city. |
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| Episode 103, Lines 290-292 |
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| 290 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream. |
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| 291 | Rachel | Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun. |
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| 292 | Ross | Yeah. He could row like a viking. |
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| Image below: Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream |
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| Image below: Ross and Marcel share an ice cream |
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| Image below: Ross not-quite-eating ice cream |
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| 169 | Rachel | No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us. |
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| 170 | (ACTION) | Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him. |
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| Observation: In Episode 809: The One With The Rumor, line(s) 185, Rachel says she and Ross went out for 2 years. Actually, they start dating in Episode 215: The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, line(s) 36-43, and stop dating in the lines above, which is one year. |
| Episode 809, Lines 185-185 |
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| 185 | Rachel | So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club. |
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| Episode 215, Lines 36-43 |
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| 36 | ROSS | [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight. |
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| 37 | RACHEL | OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves] |
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| 38 | ROSS | Bye guys. |
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| 39 | ALL | Bye. |
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| 40 | MONICA | [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight? |
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| 41 | CHANDLER and JOEY | Hey, yo. [they move from out of in front of the TV] |
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| 42 | MONICA | What's tonight? |
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| 43 | RACHEL | It is our first official date. Our first date. |
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