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Episode 316: The One The Morning After

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

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1Written byMarta Kauffman & David Crane
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
88MonicaOkay, all right don’t judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Observation: Is the "wonder mop" (Episode 121: The One With The Fake Monica, line(s) 8-9, the lines above) also the "wonder broom" (Episode 405: The One With Joey's New Girlfriend, line(s) 58-60)? (brooms and mops are different, and the wonder mop belongs to Monica (not Chandler); but maybe it's a wonder broom/mop, and Monica loaned it to Chandler?)
Episode 121, Lines 8-9
8ChandlerWow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
9MonicaThat's me.
Episode 405, Lines 58-60
58KathyNo, but this wonder broom is amazing!
59ChandlerHey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)
60KathyOh my God!
 
165JasmineBut you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
166Ross(angrily) Who’s your roommate?
167[SCENE]Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is wiping down the counter as Ross rushes in.
168RossGunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
169GuntherI’m sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Observation: In Episode 603: The One With Ross's Denial, line(s) 178-179, Gunther offers Rachel his apartment; apparentally, he no longer lives with Jasmine as he did in the lines above.
Episode 603, Lines 178-179
178GuntherOh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
179RachelWhy, where are you going?
 
256RossLook, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.
257RachelWe were on a break!
258RossThat, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Observation: Rachel says "we were on a break" (the lines above) before Ross does (Episode 317: The One Without The Ski Trip, line(s) 276-278), contrary to popular belief. Episode 317: The One Without The Ski Trip, line(s) 236-238 doesn't count, because Ross' talking to Carol/Phoebe, not Rachel.
Episode 317, Lines 276-278
276RachelOh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?
277RossWe were on a break!
278RachelY'know Ross why don’t you put that on your answering machine!
Episode 317, Lines 236-238
236Carol(on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
237RossWe were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? I’ll find you. (hangs up)
238CarolYou slept with another woman?
 
340RossLook, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
341Rachel(crying) No. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed, everything. Forever.
Observation: In the lines above, Rachel says she can never picture Ross hurting her. Actually, he did this previously when he made the list in Episode 208: The One With The List, line(s) 224. Admittedly, sleeping with another woman is much more serious.
Episode 208, Lines 224-224
224RACH[near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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