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Episode 405: The One With Joey's New Girlfriend
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Written by | Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 9 | Gunther | When's your birthday? |
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| 10 | Rachel | May fifth, why? |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Rachel says her birthday is May 5th, but in Episode 722: The One With Chandler's Dad, line(s) 183-184, a policeman notes Rachel's an Aquarius (which would put her birthday between January 21st and February 19th). In Episode 717: The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, line(s) 62-63, we learn Monica's wedding is May 15th, 10 days after Rachel's birthday, but Rachel celebrates her birthday in Episode 714: The One Where They All Turn Thirty, line(s) 2-4, and Monica's wedding is in Episode 723: The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, line(s) 576-578, 9 episodes later. That's a long 10 days! Interestingly, in Episode 722: The One With Chandler's Dad, line(s) 251-253, Monica says her wedding is in "two weeks". And they can't even be celebrating Rachel's birthday early again (like they did in Episode 518: The One Where Rachel Smokes, line(s) 275-279), because in Episode 714: The One Where They All Turn Thirty, line(s) 25, Rachel says she's still 29 in Guam (implying she's 30 in New York). [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself] |
| Episode 722, Lines 183-184 |
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| 183 | Policeman | You’re an Aquarius, huh? |
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| 184 | Rachel | I bet you’re a Gemini. |
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| Episode 717, Lines 62-63 |
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| 62 | Megan | (To Monica) So when are you getting married? |
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| 63 | Monica | Oh May 15th. |
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| Episode 714, Lines 2-4 |
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| 2 | [SCENE] | Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers. |
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| 3 | Ross | Happy birthday!!! |
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| 4 | Monica | Happy birthday!!! |
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| Episode 723, Lines 576-578 |
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| 576 | (ACTION) | Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other’s fingers. |
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| 577 | Joey | We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again. |
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| 578 | (ACTION) | They kiss and everyone applauds. |
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| Episode 722, Lines 251-253 |
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| 251 | Chandler | Actually Monica and I are engaged. |
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| 252 | Helena | Really?! Congratulations. When’s the big day? |
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| 253 | Monica | (looks at Chandler) In…in two weeks. |
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| Episode 518, Lines 275-279 |
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| 275 | (ACTION) | Rachel enters. |
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| 276 | Phoebe | (noticing her) Oh, look! Look! Look! |
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| 277 | All | Surprise!! |
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| 278 | Rachel | What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month! |
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| 279 | Monica | That's the surprise! |
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| Episode 714, Lines 25-25 |
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| 25 | Rachel | Y’know, I’m still 29 in Guam. |
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| 11 | Gunther | Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays. |
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| 12 | Ross | Oh, mine's December... |
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| 13 | Gunther | Yeah, whatever. (Walks away) |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 104: The One With George Stephanopoulos, line(s) 31-38, it's October 20th and Ross tells Joey and Chandler his birthday was "7 months ago" (putting his birthday in March), but in Episode 902: The One Where Emma Cries, line(s) 197-200, Ross says his birthday is October 18th. So Joey and Chandler's gift really WAS appropriate. In the lines above, Ross starts to tell Gunther his birthday's in December. No wonder Joey doesn't know when Ross' birthday is -- it apparentally keeps changing! |
| Episode 104, Lines 31-38 |
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| 31 | Joey | (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you. |
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| 32 | Chandler | Happy birthday, pal! |
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| 33 | Joey | We love you, man. (Kisses Ross) |
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| 34 | Ross | Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. |
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| 35 | Joey | So? |
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| 36 | Ross | So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? |
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| 37 | Chandler | Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty." |
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| 38 | Ross | Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth? |
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| Episode 902, Lines 197-200 |
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| 197 | Joey | It’s pretty, Okay date of birth? |
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| 198 | Ross | You know my birthday. |
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| 199 | Joey | Sure, May...tember. |
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| 200 | Ross | October 18th. |
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| 58 | Kathy | No, but this wonder broom is amazing! |
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| 59 | Chandler | Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom) |
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| 60 | Kathy | Oh my God! |
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| Observation: Is the "wonder mop" (Episode 121: The One With The Fake Monica, line(s) 8-9, Episode 316: The One The Morning After, line(s) 88) also the "wonder broom" (the lines above)? (brooms and mops are different, and the wonder mop belongs to Monica (not Chandler); but maybe it's a wonder broom/mop, and Monica loaned it to Chandler?) |
| Episode 121, Lines 8-9 |
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| 8 | Chandler | Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. |
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| 9 | Monica | That's me. |
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| Episode 316, Lines 88-88 |
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| 88 | Monica | Okay, all right don’t judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing.... |
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