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Episode 412: The One With The Embryos

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1Written byJill Condon & Amy Toomin
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
140PhoebeHello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.
Observation: In Episode 503: The One Hundredth, line(s) 291, Phoebe is referencing the events in the lines above.
Episode 503, Lines 291-291
291PhoebeSo, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
 
224RossCorrect! What is Chandler Bing’s job?
225(ACTION)The girls are stumped
226RachelOh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
227MonicaAnd processing.
228RachelHe carries a briefcase.
229Ross10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
230MonicaIt’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.
231RachelOh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!
232MonicaThat’s not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
233(ACTION)Ross stops the clock, signifying the end of the lightning round.
Observation: In the lines above, Monica and Rachel don't know Chandler's job title. For the record, according to Episode 115: The One With The Stoned Guy, line(s) 26, it's "processing supervisor" (after he accepts the promotion).
Episode 115, Lines 26-26
26ChandlerSo, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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