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Episode 416: The One With The Fake Party
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Teleplay by Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri
Story by Alicia Sky Varinaitis
Transcribed by | Eric Aasen |
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| 169 | (ACTION) | He takes a bite out of the sandwich and as he does so, Phoebe attacks the other end and starts devouring the sandwich. |
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| 170 | Chandler | There’s a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.) |
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| 171 | Joey | Phoebe, what-what are you doing?! |
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| 172 | Phoebe | I can’t help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat. |
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| 173 | Joey | All right look, y’know how-y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone really hot? |
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| 174 | Phoebe | Yeah, totally! |
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| 175 | Joey | All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you’re going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right! |
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| 176 | [SCENE] | Cut to later, Phoebe is finishing off her steak. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 907: The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, line(s) 173-175, meat makes Phoebe ill, but she's eaten meat before: the lines above, Episode 104: The One With George Stephanopoulos, line(s) 224-226 (unknowingly), and Episode 204: The One With Phoebe's Husband, line(s) 21-24. (maybe it's just veal?) |
| Episode 907, Lines 173-175 |
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| 173 | Phoebe | Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love... |
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| 174 | Mike | Phoebe you don't have to eat... |
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| 175 | Phoebe | No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat....) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it.) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.) |
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| Episode 104, Lines 224-226 |
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| 224 | Monica | Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much? |
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| 225 | Phoebe | Uh-huh. |
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| 226 | Monica | Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah! |
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| Episode 204, Lines 21-24 |
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| 21 | Monica | Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger. |
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| 22 | All | Huuh. |
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| 23 | Monica | Well, didn't you? |
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| 24 | Phoebe | I might have. |
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