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| 1 | Written by | Wil Calhoun
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 16 | (ACTION) | Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air. |
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| 17 | Chandler | Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken. |
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| 18 | Monica | Chicken? I could eat some chicken. |
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| 19 | Chandler | Hey Joe! |
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| 20 | (ACTION) | Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters. |
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| 21 | Chandler | Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke-(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke. |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Chandler has to tell Monica what Joey said, as though she couldn't hear Joey while she was underwater. But when Joey comes back, Monica grabs Chandler to make him change the drink order, indicating that she can hear underwater (it's possible Chandler just didn't realize Monica could hear them while underwater). |
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| 81 | (ACTION) | He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash. |
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| 82 | Chandler | And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back. |
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| 83 | (ACTION) | He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked. |
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| Observation: Everyone has kissed Rachel. Ross probably has many times, but most signifigantly in Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, line(s) 260. Chandler does in the lines above (also Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 162-167), and Joey in Episode 511: The One With All The Resolutions, line(s) 33-34. Monica does in Episode 419: The One With All The Haste, line(s) 263-266, and Phoebe ("the last to know") in Episode 720: The One With Rachel's Big Kiss, line(s) 264-269. |
| Episode 214, Lines 260-260 |
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| 260 | [SCENE] | Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross |
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| Episode 311, Lines 162-167 |
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| 162 | Chandler | Veronica. Look, it’s got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat. |
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| 163 | Monica | That was me. |
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| 164 | Chandler | Look, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry. |
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| 165 | Monica | That’s okay. |
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| 166 | Rachel | That’s all right. |
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| 167 | Ross | That’s okay. |
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| Episode 511, Lines 33-34 |
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| 33 | All | (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! |
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| 34 | (ACTION) | And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel. |
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| Episode 419, Lines 263-266 |
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| 263 | Monica | As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute. |
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| 264 | [SCENE] | Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment. |
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| 265 | Chandler | Totally worth it! |
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| 266 | Joey | That was one good minute! |
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| Episode 720, Lines 264-269 |
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| 264 | Rachel | Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna… |
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| 265 | (ACTION) | Suddenly, Phoebe leans in and kisses her on the lips! |
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| 266 | Rachel | What the hell was that?! |
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| 267 | Phoebe | I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. |
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| 268 | Rachel | And? |
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| 269 | Phoebe | I’ve had better. |
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| 84 | Chandler | Pheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.) |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 514: The One Where Everyone Finds Out, line(s) 281-282, Phoebe says it's her and Chandler's first kiss. Actually, they have kissed before, in the lines above. |
| Episode 514, Lines 281-282 |
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| 281 | Chandler | Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss. |
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| 282 | Phoebe | Here it comes. Our first kiss. |
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| 96 | Monica | If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute. |
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| 97 | Rachel | Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda… |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Rachel starts to agree Gunther is a romantic possibility. But in Episode 806: The One With The Halloween Party, line(s) 215-217, she seems to think Gunther is gay. |
| Episode 806, Lines 215-217 |
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| 215 | Rachel | Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet. |
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| 216 | Gunther | Really? |
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| 217 | Rachel | Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. |
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| 184 | (ACTION) | There's a loud bang on the door. |
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| 185 | Monica | Joey, I'm in! |
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| 186 | Joey | (In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal. |
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| Observation: Joey must be working out. In the lines above, he tries to break down Monica/Rachel's door, but fails. In Episode 601: The One After Vegas, line(s) 292, he succeeds. |
| Episode 601, Lines 292-292 |
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| 292 | (ACTION) | Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off it’s hinges. |
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