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Episode 504: The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#SpeakerLine
1Written byMichael Curtis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
2[SCENE]Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.
3Monica(In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.
4(ACTION)Rachel enters.
5RachelHi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
6Monica(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
7RachelSince when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Observation:
 
31PhoebeUgh, PBS!
32MonicaWhat's wrong with PBS?
33PhoebeUgh, what's right with them?
34JoeyWhy don’t you like PBS, Pheebs?
35PhoebeOkay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.
Nitpick:
 
36ChandlerWell y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
37PhoebeAll I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!
Nitpick:
 
52PhoebeI'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.
Nitpick:
 
55Emily(on phone from London) Hello, Ross?
Observation:
Image below: Emily hiding under covers
 
196[SCENE]Scene: The Telethon, Joey answers his ringing phone.
197Joey(in an unenthusiastic voice) PBS Telethon.
198Phoebe(on phone) Hi Joey.
Nitpick:
 
209[SCENE]Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear.
210Chandler(entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.
211MonicaKeep talking.
212ChandlerI mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH…MY…GOD.
Observation:
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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