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Episode 505: The One With All the Kips
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
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| 1 | Written by | Scott Silveri
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 6 | Joey | Monica? What time is it? |
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| 7 | Chandler | Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.) |
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| 8 | Joey | But it's dark out. |
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| 9 | Monica | Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like. |
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| 10 | Joey | I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.) |
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| Nitpick: |
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| 75 | Monica | Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that! |
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| 76 | Chandler | Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere. |
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| 195 | Chandler | Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together. |
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| 196 | Joey | Oh, that poor bastard. |
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| 197 | Rachel | See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out! |
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| 199 | Rachel | Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go. |
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| 200 | Phoebe | Ehh!! |
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| 201 | Rachel | Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out. |
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| Observation: |
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| 204 | Joey | Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room. |
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| 205 | Chandler | Yes that was mine. |
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| 206 | Joey | 'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there. |
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| 207 | Chandler | Yes that would have made more sense. |
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| 208 | Joey | Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?! |
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| 251 | Phoebe | Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention. |
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| 252 | Monica | Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator. |
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| 253 | (ACTION) | Joey thinks that sounds familiar, but dismisses the thought. |
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| 254 | Monica | Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine. |
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| 255 | Rachel | Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.) |
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| 256 | (ACTION) | Joey puts two and two together. |
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| 257 | Joey | (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!! |
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