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| 1 | Written by | Scott Silveri
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 6 | Joey | Monica? What time is it? |
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| 7 | Chandler | Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.) |
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| 8 | Joey | But it's dark out. |
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| 9 | Monica | Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like. |
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| 10 | Joey | I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.) |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E505/L6-10: , line(s) 505, Joey seems to accept the sun isn't up at 9am. Even if he sleeps in as an adult, he must've gotten up before 9am as a child! |
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| 75 | Monica | Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that! |
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| 76 | Chandler | Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere. |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E602/L42-44: , line(s) 602, Chandler's obviously joking when he says Joey's strict with sweets, because in Episode E505/L75-76: , line(s) 505, he mentions Joey leaves Rollos everywhere. |
| Episode 602, Lines 42-44 |
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| 42 | Chandler | Y’know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine? |
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| 43 | Monica | Of course! Joey wouldn’t let you have one? |
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| 44 | Chandler | No. When it comes to sweets, he’s surprisingly strict. |
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| 195 | Chandler | Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together. |
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| 196 | Joey | Oh, that poor bastard. |
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| 197 | Rachel | See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E112/L96-97: , line(s) 112, Chandler says Kip ran off and got married. But in Episode E505/L195-197: , line(s) 505, we hear that Kip got "phased out" (it's possible that Kip found someone and got married while being phased out). |
| Episode 112, Lines 96-97 |
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| 96 | Joey | Aw, I know all about Kip! |
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| 97 | Chandler | It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. |
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| 199 | Rachel | Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go. |
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| 200 | Phoebe | Ehh!! |
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| 201 | Rachel | Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out. |
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| Observation: In Episode E505/L199-201: , line(s) 505, Rachel says Phoebe lives "far away". In Episode E606/L178-179: , line(s) 606, Rachel is moving in with Phoebe, and Monica seems to say this is "about 20 blocks" away (it's possible Monica's angry and thus inaccurate). There are 20 city blocks to a mile. Apparentally, in Manhattan, 1 mile is "far away" (actually, from what I've heard of Manhattan, this might be true, especially if people mostly walk and don't drive). |
| Episode 606, Lines 178-179 |
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| 178 | Rachel | I’m not moving! (She re-hangs a picture, crookedly.) Is that picture straight? |
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| 179 | Monica | It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left! |
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| 204 | Joey | Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room. |
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| 205 | Chandler | Yes that was mine. |
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| 206 | Joey | 'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there. |
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| 207 | Chandler | Yes that would have made more sense. |
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| 208 | Joey | Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E505/L204-208: , line(s) 505, if Joey really thought Chandler was on a gay cruise, why would a hotel call for him? Wouldn't a cruise line be calling instead? |
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| 251 | Phoebe | Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention. |
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| 252 | Monica | Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator. |
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| 253 | (ACTION) | Joey thinks that sounds familiar, but dismisses the thought. |
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| 254 | Monica | Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine. |
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| 255 | Rachel | Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.) |
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| 256 | (ACTION) | Joey puts two and two together. |
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| 257 | Joey | (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode E505/L251-257: , line(s) 505, it's reasonable that Phoebe would mention Monica's seeing Donald Trump, as this is a big deal. But it's a bit contrived that Monica would mention her missing eyelash curler at just the right time for Joey to overhear (as opposed to privately, or when Joey's not there). Of course, this has to happen, since Joey's not quite bright enough to pick up the connection from just one clue. |
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